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Song Parodies -> "A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

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Original Performer:

The Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

At the Mirage, the show is over
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn
In Las Vegas, with Siegfried watching
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn

Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy

MGM Mirage lost a cash cow
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn
MGM Mirage lost a cash cow
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn

Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy

Why couldn't it have been Wayne Newton?
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn
Why couldn't it have been Wayne Newton?
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn

Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
(Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Siegfried and a Roy)
Siegfried and Roy
Siegfried and Roy
(Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Siegfried and a Roy)


Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Siegfried and a Roy
Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Sieg Siegfried and a Roy
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Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff Tim; loved the Wayne Newton line
Melhi - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The Wayne Newton line was the "laugh out loud" line for me, too. Nice job!
Tim Hall - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Danke Schoen to both
Johnny D - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Einfach und elegant und sehr gut getan! Fünf fünf fünf für Sie!
Wild Man - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That's right, you live in sin city! Nice work!
Tim Hall - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is being performed live for the first time at the Ellis Island Casino and Brewery in Las Vegas Nov 19 after 9 pm. Ellis Island has a karaoke show, so I figured why not try a parody or two on a live audience!
Melhi - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Break a leg, Tim! (Preferably someone else's, of course. ;) ) Let us know how it goes over.
Tim Hall - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The performance at Ellis Island went well. Many people were smiling and smirking when I sang. However, one older lady in the front row was laughing so hard she almost fell out of her chair when I sang the Wayne Newton part of the song. It felt great!
Melhi - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats! Sounds like you and your audience had a blast!
Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! You are a brave soul Tim! Glad someone got the jist of it.
Melhi - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Tim, you didn't happen to have someone tape it for the recordings section, did you? (She asked hopefully.)
Tim Hall - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I might go to a studio and make a recording of it or my new Jimmy Buffett parody series titled One Particular Hospital
Tim Hall - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I sang this song at the Barbary Coast last night and the people were clapping,smiling, and laughing, especially when I did my falsetto of the melody.
keren roman - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is disgusting. At least wait until he gets Better!!!!!!!!!!
A Tiger Mauled Roy Horn - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
If you've got the big Saturday night ticket, you will see Siegfried & Roy perform for the first time since Roy was mauled by a tiger onstage at The Mirage in 2003. This is at a Bellagio charity dinner, billed as their final performance, not a comeback, to help raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Lou Ruvo Brain Institute. A spokesman for the illusionists, Dave Kirvin, wouldn't tell me whether animals will be present.

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