Song Parodies -> "The LIMA Feeds Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

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"The LIMA Feeds Tonight"

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The Lyrics

I seem to be obsessed with my LIMA (Left Internal Mammary Artery) lately. Why, just the other day, possibly because I owe my life to it, I actually called myself a LIMA being. But apparently this condition, known as LIMAnia, is not too uncommon among heart bypass patients ..... Be that as it may, I'd like to finish off my LIMA trilogy with this traditional lullaby that cardiac ICU nurses sing to their patients as they come out of surgery

We-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-will unblock LADA*
We-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did unblock LADA

aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh
aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh
aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh
aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh

In ventricle, the right ventricle
The LIMA feeds tonight
In ventricle, the tired ventricle
The LIMA feeds tonight

We-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did unblock LADA
(aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh
aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh, aLIMAweh)
We-e-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did unblock LADA
(aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway
(aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway)

Past the vessel, ischeming* vessel
The LIMA feeds tonight
Past the vessel, the blighted vessel
The LIMA feeds tonight

We-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e did unblock LADA
(aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway)
(aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway, aLIMAway)
Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-ing new blood, bypass LADA
(theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway)
(theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway)

Hush my grandpa, dont fear my grandpa
The LIMA feeds tonight
Hush my grandpa, be still ol grandpa
The LIMA feeds tonight

Wo-oh ho, Wo-oh ho, Whoah feeling frisky today
(theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway)
(theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway, theLIMAway)
(Cause we-e-a-e-e-he-e-e-e-e-e-e unblocked LADA
(LADA, LADA, LADA, LADA)
(LADA, LADA, LADA, LADA)

We-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e did unblock LADA
We-e-e-e-E-E-e-e-e-e did unblock LADA

*LADA -- Left Anterior Descending Artery; a 100% blockage of this artery is the source of the majority of fatal heart attacks ......*ischemia -- shortage of oxygen to body tissue due to constriction of a blood supply

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Callmelennie - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment

Some may quibble that the LADA doesn't feed the right ventricle of the heart. I would remind them that the LADA does feed the interventricular septum, the wall that separates the ventricles, which does include the left wall of the right ventricle. So there. Also, please note that it will be necessary for you to mispronounce ventricle as ven-TRIC-le to make this parody work; but it'll be OK, 'cause I'm giving you permission to do so ........ Go ahead. It'll be fun

Weisenheimer's Mama - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment

You should go see Dr Shapiro, my cardiologist. He's good at explaining the blood supply to the heart, and he could recommend another specialist for you.

Jonathan - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment

boy could you imagine if Timon & Pumbaa had been singing THIS version of the song in "The Lion King" instead? 5's

Callmelennie - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment

Probably confuse the hell out of the kiddies, wouldn't it? Hakoronary matata!!

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