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Song Parodies -> "The Number Jungle"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion sleeps Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"The Number Jungle"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

A press a' one, a press a' two, a press a' three
A press a' four, a press a' five, a press a six
A press a' seven, a press a' eight, a press a' nine...

In the jungle, The Number Jungle
How crazy can it get?
Been telephonin', since eight this mornin'
It's noon, ain't got through, yet..

Press on seven, to speak to Kevin
If you chew gum press four
If you feel lucky, press your luck, Bucky
Keep pressing, press some more..

If you want wine, press on that grapevine
If wrinkled, press your pants
Press your fingers, till you hear ringers
Just do the pressing dance..

Press the round key, then, press the pound key
If no found key, go back
If you want Marky, just press the star key
Try not to blow your stack..

In the jungle, The Number Jungle
How crazy can it get?
Been telephonin', since eight this mornin'
It's noon, ain't got through, yet..

It's noon, ain't got through, yet...


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Stephen Harrington - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
We've all been through this thing, 555.
PMS - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Im-press-ive
Rick C - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Take this 3 fives as a token. 555
Matthias - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep: Damn Another Busy Signal, This is the 555th time today!!!! Grrrrrrr.....
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
We feel your pain. 555's
AFW - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen, PMS, Rick C, Matthias, and Larry

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