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Song Parodies -> "Dipping Is Just For Skinnies"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty Is Only Skin Deep"

Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Dipping Is Just For Skinnies"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Skinny dipping with a hot chick is a young man's fantasy. Too bad for this kid, it didn't turn out so well.
Verse 1: I got duped, mad as could be
Cuz a pretty face got the best of me
Suddenly this chick caught my sight
And asked me sweetly to swim tonight
Grabbed a towel and I ran from my house
I took off my clothes, she just laughs and shouts
And she said, “Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
I know that I am not so skinny
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)

Verse 2: Now I stand bare-assed cold and dangling
And shrivel up to a piece of string
Some six-pack abs I may not possess
But what I have in poundage
I match with love excess
Some abs and pecks may rev some girls jets
But I’ll take cheesecake in a sec
So she said, “Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
And I thought I would get lucky tonight
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)
Oh baby! Oh no! (Oh yeah! Oh yeah!)
“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
(“Dipping’s just for skinnies! Oh yeah!”)
Ooo ! Yes it is, yes it is

Verse 3: Your friends laugh as I’m leavin’ this snare
And they were pointing at my derriere
You have a sleazy personality
And that’s an ever evil bitch quality!
You tricked me so bad, so bad I cried
So I’ll tell the world you got Herpes on prom night
I know that dipping’s just for skinnies, I don’t care!
And I believe that you won’t be sayin’ dipping’s just for skinnies!
(Dipping’s just for skinnies, that’s fair!)

Outro: So if your looking for a sucker (Oh yeah!)
Take a look at yourself my friend (Oh yeah!)
You may be hot right at this time (Oh yeah)
But just wait ‘til you’re forty-nine!
February 25, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT :)

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Christie Marie M - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Another topic that fits into the embarrassing category! Skinny dipping is an embarrassing activity. I can't believe that girl! A while back I was prejudiced against beautiful and ugly people and this guy who had a crush on me in 6th grade tried to pursue me and I made ugly and fat jokes on him and told him I like this 8 year old because he's cute and skinny. I was a b**tch back then and was too damn insecure. Well, I felt bad for what I said and did to him and regretted it, wishing I could turn back time and treated him nicely, take back all those mean things I said to him. Hopefully one day this girl in your satire would take back what she said to that fat guy. Love the "wait 'til you're forty-nine" line! Well, you now lost 555 pounds from laughter with this one!
Porfle Popnecker - March 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I can picture myself in this situation--but it isn't pretty!
bobpiecheese - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Lol "shrivel up to a piece of string". A lot of good lines here, but that one was a particular favourite of mine. I myself have never skinny dipped, but I'm also a bit self-conscious about my man-boobs. 555!
Arwen - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...poor guy! Loved that he started the herpes rumor about her...LOL. Nice work here!
Abbott Skelding - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but I loved the title switch and I also loved the herpes line as well...nice work!

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