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Song Parodies -> "Papa Was a-Throwin' Stones"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Was a Rolling Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Papa Was a-Throwin' Stones"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Probably the darkest anti-Islam parody I'll ever write. Explanatory notes: "Wa'il, wa'il, kull wa'il" (woe, woe, all woe) and "ya-maa" are actual Arabic lamentations; Muharram is the first month of the Islamic calendar
It was the third of Muharram (Allahu Akbar)
That day that'll always leave scarrin' (Yes, it will)
Cause that was the day that my sister died
I never got a chance to see her
Never heard nothing but bad things about her
Mullah, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
Mullah just hung his head and said

Your papa was a-throwin' stones
Cause your sister brought shame to his home
(And when she died) Shari'ah said she was atoned
Your papa was a-throwin' stones
Cause your sister brought shame to his home
(And when she died) Shari'ah said she was atoned

Hey Mullah, Is it true what they say that Wafah was never veiled
A day in her life
And Mullah, bad talk going around the clan that Wafah had three outside classes
And wouldn't become a wife (and that ain't right)
Heard talk about Wafah doing some bazaar praying
Talking about giving praise, and all the time swaying
Showing her arms and tempting in the name of Allah
Mullah just fingered his beads and said

Your papa was a-throwin' stones, my Sunni
Cause your sister brought shame to his home
(And when she died) Shari'ah said she was atoned
Your papa was a-throwin' stones
Cause your sister brought shame to his home
(And when she died) Shari'ah said she was atoned

Hey Mullah, I heard Wafah say she wouldn't take any man's shit
Tell me, is that what sent Wafah to the stoning pit?
Folks say Wafah would beg, borrow, or steal to stay in school
Hey Mullah, folks say Wafah wasn't much on shrinking
Spent most of her time confronting old ways of thinking
Mullah, I'm depending on you to tell me the truth
Mullah just looked at me with his two blind eyes and said "Sunni"

Your papa was a-throwin' stones (wa'il, wa'il, kull wa'il)
Cause your sister brought shame to his home (ya-maa)
And when she died
SHARI'AH said she was atoned .. atoned, atoned, atoned, atoned
Your papa was a throwin' stones
Cause your sister brought shame to his home
And when she died, Shari'ah she was atoned ...

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Callmelennie - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I actually toned this song down. One alternative to "I heard Wafah say she wouldn't take any man's sh*t, Tell me, is that what sent Wafah to the stoning pit" is "I heard Wafah say they never whacked off her c(*t, tell me ... etc. But then you all might think I had something against the religion of peace
Rick Santorum - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Great idea! Wish I'd proposed legislation for it.
Callmelennie - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Not following you there, faux Rick. Legistation for what -- Stoning? Female genital mutilation?
RS - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry, Cal., stoning.
Callmelennie - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
What's the deal, faux Rick, did you secretly convert to Islam? The Catholic Church doesn't do stonings for bonings. I guess you weren't paying attention in your 4th grade Catechism class
RS - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I want a theocracy,Cal, and one's as bad as another.
Susanna Viljanen - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Brutal, but so true. Wonder if the Sharia anthem will be "We Will Rock You"?

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