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Song Parodies -> "Pilfered"

Original Song Title:

"My Girl"

Original Performer:

The Temptations

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The Lyrics

Not a good option for Christmas shopping...

I got busted, it's a lousy day
I just strolled outside and I "forgot" to pay
Fine mess, I strayed
Cops come, taking me away
Pilfered (pilfered, pilfered)
Walkin' out, pilfered (pilfered!)

I've got no more money for presents, you see
I've gotta cheat 'em wrong, not preferred but it's free
We-ell, I'll 'fess, can't pay
Big house just a step away
Pilfered (shoplift, stolen)
Talkin' 'bout pilfered (ripped off!)

Stray nay pay
Hey gray day

I just need more money for jewels and chains
Gotta buy those presents, Faye she...she'll think I'm lame
We-ell, in hell, I'll pay
But I had to steal for Faye
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Pilfered for my girl (my girl)

(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
Faye's disgusted, my bail she won't pay
(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
I've been hurt
I'm in here with a punk named Ray
(Talkin' 'bout pilfered)
His fist hurts...

Blasted security cameras!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Up (and Shop) Lifting. ;D
Patrick - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Crime doesn't pay, unless you're in Congress.
John Barry - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Look like you got $555 of merchandise.
MyWhirl - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
One of my all-time Favorite Songs!! . . .. . Oh, I got sunshine on a Foggy Day . .
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR, Patrick, John Barry and MyWhirl? Yes, one of us is in the fog. ;-D
TJC - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Winona Ryder's new theme song!
blackjack21 - December 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC, she'll probably steal it from me.

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