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Song Parodies -> "My Porn"

Original Song Title:

"My Girl"

Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"My Porn"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Thanks to Syncronos for the idea.
Think that I will die!
What a lousy day
What made Mom decide
To clean my room today?

I heard her say,
"What's this stuff you hid away?"
It's my porn! (my porn, my porn)
She found all my porn!

I spent my lunch money
For Penthouse and Oui
The chicks in tiny thongs
Get me weak in the knees

So then, I say,
"How else can I learn to lay?"
But with porn (with porn, with porn)
Gimme back my porn

Now I'm blushing hotly
I feel so lame
Mom drops 'Horny B*****S' glumly
"Things aren't the same!

"Well," I hear Mom say,
"At least you aren't turning gay
From your porn" (your porn, your porn)
Leaves me all my porn

(Leavin' me my porn)
Can't ever view it the same way!
Not this porn
(this porn! Don't want to have this porn)
Gotta find a new cache of good porn!
(gotta find new porn!)
Freaking out, freaking out, freaking out, Mom found my porn...
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee.

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Total Votes: 26

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Matthias - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You made this horny pervert embrassed, because I actually lived this event.
Leprechaun - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
555! loved it.
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome,loved the idea, love the result, 5s
Jeff Reuben - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You gotta hide that stuff better, or check it out on the web when mom's not around! Funny song.
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I recommend cutting a hole in your you're going to have to steal your dad's stash! Great stuff. 555
Tommy Turtle - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Today's kids have the Internet... and ya kin hide it on the puter where Mom will never find it! 555, but isn't the first line of TOS "I've got sunshine" (4 ct.), so maybe parody should be "I think I'll die" or "Think that I'll die" to match? ... just wondering.
AFW - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Porn is good in it's place, and it's place is anywhere us red blooded males can privately view it...great, and very humerous take on a natural obsession
Ann Hammond - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You are OTM, TT, sadly...I didn'nt correct that at submission time. Fortunately, the singer does stretch out that "sunshine" in the OS, so it kinda-sorta works as is.
Syncronos - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
*humbly bows* You, sir, are a genius. Oh...and if you hide it in the AC vent, there's less a chance of your mom finding it.
Peter Andersson - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Hide-ously funny!
bobpiecheese - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) Busted! Excellent work here, Agri.
Guy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - My my - Agri, you with porn? Well I never...

Agri mumbles to himself `yeah I would guess not`.

Just wait 'til your father gets home. He'll give you a full five on your back side he will!
stuart mcarthur - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
the real insight here Ag is that mothers are only interested in the porn because of the clues it provides in establishing what sexual orientation their son is - now I'm a parent, me too ;-) 555
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.3) Have you found a new hiding place yet, Ag. See above- blushingly funny
Arwen - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...yikes! Seriously...that's almost all I can say...; ) Nice work, though...
Max Power - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Wacked off 555 times
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
For some reason this seemed to work all the better with the youtube video playing alongside - I could just hear them singing this... a real giggle :-)
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL this was HILARIOUS see above. I could see them singing it too.
Below Average Dave ( - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Max. . .woah . . .anyway, I was thrown of a bit on the first line, I guess I'll have to hear a recorded version of this before I can appreciate it fully, that said, I love the idea. . .
Mikey Squirrel - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- Agri, you gotta learn to hide your porn better. I love the part how Mom said 'at least you're not turning gay'. Well done!
Matthias - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) XXXcelent.
Maxxx Power - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Jacked off 555 times. Security code is 369 as in " Free 69 " get it?
Below Averaeg Dave ( - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2) Why do I keep reading Max Power's comments right before I post mine, I repeat my first sentiment WOAH MAX. . .Might wanna slow down--that can be painful . .. .anyway, same comment as before.
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Commented before, still as funny as it is embarrassing.
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Busted all over again! See above!
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - reads great against the OS, Ag - what you do is, glue a cover of Popular Mechanics over the porn mag cover, and then alter your second top drawer so, never mind
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above (twice). Nothing more I can say here, Ag...coooool stuff
McKludge - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Used to have a stash of old Playboys (and by old I meand late 60s) when I was young. Surprisingly when my parents found them, they weren't upset, just curious where I found them. Wish I had kept them, the ones from the 60s probably would be worth a good bit on ebay. Oh yeah, the parody was quite good.
Porn! It's cheaper than dating!
Jason - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM See Above!

Max Power - May 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Got busted again...time for internet porn.
Blaydeman - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) That's an awkward situation, but you made it charming somehow (How the heck did you do that?!) The limited song made it difficult to get a whole lot of comedy in there, but you did a great job with that. The pacing in this one was strange because you had words where I heard none and there were missing lines at the end of choruses, it was strange. Maybe I was listening to a different version of the song or something. Regardless, this was funny and awkward which is exactly like me so I loved it. Plus The Temptations are one of my favorite bands of all time so you definitely get points there.
bobpiecheese - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Busted thrice! Still good stuff here, Agri.
Matthias - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Good to revisit this one. See some porn above.
brightCAP - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Ouch. Funny contrast between this situation and the tone of the original song. Favorite line: "What a lousy day"
Abbott Skelding - May 16, 2013 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Blayde, somehow you made this embarrassing subject kinda charming. In a episode of "Leave It To Beaver" kind of way...although, I think I've seen "Leave It To Beaver" as a risqué title once before...or so I've heard. Great work!
Blaydeman - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
I remember reading this one way back! I still thinks it's really cute and awkward in the best way.
Abbott Skelding - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
See above: I agree with my statement about making it kinda charming...I think the topic matched up with the OS does that. Still a fun read!
My name is of no consequence - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Takes me back to a time when I was a mere 12 year old getting off on porn in the backwoods of Louisiana -- Now I can remember the 4th of July .. Strumming to some stag films bare .. And I can recall that old Hedgehog porking .. Taking on Deleeuw there; taking on Deleeuw there .. Porn on the bayou; porn on the bayou
Max Power - June 25, 2016 - Report this comment
It's what internet is for nowadays as well.
bobpiecheese - June 28, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Busted for the fourth time, apparently (I legit don't remember reading this)! 555 (in case I didn't give you some the last three times)!

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