Astray goes my Windows I watch as it crashes by,
I pray to myself, hope it's not those spam guys.
To have it fail like this really don't seem my due,
Out of all the Dells there's in the world this one fits the shoe.

Think it was data contamination,
Doing away with me.
It was sneaky authorization,
Getting a ride for free.

Hurried and harried can times bring anomalym
A hosie little spam, a third world country, nested with children, got by me.

I got rid of the spam, vaporized it all,
This is way so extreme, it is an evil scheme.

I know they're out for annihilation, evil men,
Downloading onto me.
No, I didn't grant them affiliation,
In any way you see.

Every night, on the net I play,
I'm bored, what's to see?
Some clever, scene planner spam maker, launched a spree,
And makes my system die,
It's loaded heavily,
Lets go fight them boldly,
Can I render catastrophe?
A virus uploading, destroying their integrity.

Now maybe some appreciation, just for when,
They dump all over me.
Oh, tell you, it's because of deregulation,
They get away scott free.

They never met me, but they may regret me.

It's commercialization, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Running amuk you see.

Every night, on the net I play,
I'm bored, what's to see?
Some clever, scene planner spam maker, launched a spree,
And makes my system die,
It's loaded heavily,
Lets go fight them boldly,
Can I render catastrophe?
A virus uploading, destroying their integrity.

(Fade, reboots in safe mode)