Song Parodies -> "My GERD"

Original Song Title:

"My Girl"

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Original Performer:

"My GERD"

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The Lyrics

Over 10 million Americans suffer from gastroesophageal reflux disorder, or
GERD. Or would if they would only read this song.

I've got reflux
Every night and day--
When I supersize
I got some hell to pay!

I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My GERD
(My GERD, my GERD)
Talkin' 'bout my GERD
(My GERD)

I've got so much acid
Who needs LSD?
At night I'm eatin' Tums
For my GERDish disease!

Well,
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My GERD
(My GERD, my GERD)
Talkin' 'bout my GERD
(My GERD)

Ooooo, hooooo
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooo, hooooo,
Yeah--

I had an endoscopy
Tube stuck in me--
And my esophageal sphincter
Is shot, you see!

Well,
I feel so sick
I need stomach staples quick!
My GERD
(My GERD, my GERD)
Talkin' 'bout my GERD
(My GERD)

(Talkin' 'bout my GERD)
I got upchuck, that's a nasty taste with my GERD--
I'm usin' Maalox for toothpaste with my GERD......
Talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout my GERD.........
Ooo, my GERD........

�Bob Gomez 2004

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Jack Wilson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! 555!

Kristof Robertson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I suffer from TMBRD (Too Much Beer Reflux Disorder) but I feel your pain. 555

John Barry - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

At least you don't have to GERD your loins. Very clever piece.

EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I guess you'd say/I enjoyed this par-o-day! /Fives, girl. (Assuming you're female, with a name like Bob Gomez and all...)

Jack Wilson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Emi, hes a guy

Bob Gomez - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

That should be quite obvious from looking at my oeuvre. Hey, stop looking at my oeuvres! Thanks, guys and gals. d;:^)

John Jenkins - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob, some of your political parodies might give me GERD, but this parody was painless. Although it's a good thing I wasn't eating anything when I read your "stomach staples" and Maalox toothpaste" lines. Very humorous.

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob, Heard the GERD, hey man. .. 5's

Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Damn, John Barry beat me to the pun. And Paul's was pretty good too. Oh, well, give my re-GERDS to Broadway.

Meriadoc - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent! Now do Hurdy GERDy Man.... ;-)

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, Mer - That was MY pun (although maybe a little hard to decipher)...

Melhi - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

GERD is a topic of high local interest in my small town, because our teeny little local hospital, has just purchased the equipment to become the only hospital in the area to treat GERD with the Stretta procedure. Our local docs can help you with those stomach staples, too -- we have one of the best bariatric treatments in this part of the country. (Sorry, just kinda neat to see topics of such high local interest parodized by coincidence.) Great job on this, Bob!

Bob Gomez - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks mucho, John; "To eat his own," as I like to say. Paul: okay, NOW I get it. In your honor: "Then comes the hurly GERDy man, he's flinging prawns.....upchucked......" Michael: I will be in NYC later this month with my wife and son. It would be great to meet you on Broadway, or off-Broadway. We could co-write a Kerry song, maybe? Merry: done and done. Melhi: I'm glad this brought up some....er, local topics. So what else do you do for fun--(besides write parodies, of course)? Thanks all, and stay away from those midnight chalupas. d;:^)

Paul Robinson - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob - I like your little "Hurdy GERDY man" take in the last comment.

Bob Gomez - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Paul. That's "Hurly GERDy Man." Or should it be "GERDy Hurly Man"? d;:^)

Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Bob - Hmmm...so it is...guess the eyes go right after the....what was it that is the first thing to go when you start to get old????...No, I wasn't thinking of "Erectile function", you smart-asses...

E. Gerdish - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment

lol, I find this so so inseignly ammusing. My last name is gerdish and in our family iritible bowel sindrom and acid reflex are heriditary, how funny is that?

Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Hard to swallow, yet corrosively funny!

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