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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Happening"

Original Song Title:

"The Happening"

Original Performer:

The Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Happening"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

Hamas, here’s the key, you must face the reality
That when you caught them, shot them, used them as shields
That woke up Netanyahu; he spoke up, said “Ne’er again.”
Now it’s dire. Yes you badly need a cease fire
'Cause when you got ten dozen ho--
(Ho)stages, ain’t happening, that cease fire, it ain’t happening. Release them now.

One Haloween, (well, three weeks prior),
You broke your word on a cease fire.
You reneged one time, and you will renege again.
Don’t feel sure, don’t feel secure, Egypt only is a detour
Qatar’s [CUT’ ter] can’t keep Isra’l out of Rafah
Ain’t happening, face it: it’s gonna happen.

You’ll see Hamas fall apart once Isra’l1 gets a jump start
And you will lose the terror you used to need to check mate
Palestinian’s wrecked state, ain’t happening
Now that cease fire is what you need
Free all them now, ooh get all them freed
If you would free them, negotiations can start.

Ooh, Don’t count on Turkey
Ooh, Don’t count on Qatar
Ooh, Don’t count on Egypt
Ooh, Don’t count on Yemen

This is real, its not fake, just admit you made a mistake
'Cause when Hamas is gone and nobody’s left
Cease fire, then you’ll get your cease fire.
You’ll see the light too late, just a lifetime legend of hate
Yeah came and broke the greatness from dreams
As long as, long as you demand cease fire. Ain’t happening

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