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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Came to Me"

Original Song Title:

"The Happening"

Original Performer:

The Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Came to Me"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

The biblical account of this parody is found in John 4.
[Woman at the Well (WW)]: Hey! You, Look away, I don't need to deal with your ha-
tred. And I know I am just a SA-maritan. You hate me.
Don't deny it you hate me. All Hebrews do.
[Jesus]Get in synch. I'm just here to ask for a drink
Because the drink I give you sa-atisfies
When you see – when you see things through my eyes

You're born anew
I'm from above. You're from below
My thoughts are high. Your thoughts are low
[WW]: Jesus came to me. He told me all that I did.

Go away, I am ok. Come again on no other day
I got my life just under control. I'm happy.
Overwhelmingly happy
[Jesus]:Go get your hub.
[WW]: I have none
[Jesus]: Ma'am I know the things you have done
I know the quintet husband you have had all left you
Everyone has bereft you

Be born anew
[WW]: And then He said of my new beau
[Jesus]: You share a bed,
'[WW]: How do you know?
Jesus came to me. He told me all that I did.
[Choir]: One.
[Jesus]: You married Aaron
{Choir]: Two.
[Jesus]: You married Caleb
[Choir]: Three/Four.
[Jesus]: Eli and Hyram
[Choir]: Five.
[Jesus]: The last was Nathan

[WW to end] Is He real? Is He fake?
Does He ever make a mistake?
'Cause when I met the first man ever to understand me
All the others just banned me
I see the light it's great I found out it's never too late
Oh yeah He lifted me above all my sin
I'm happy, for the first time I'm happy, (fade) Please stay
You are ok There is one more thing I must say
You got my life now under control I'm happy
Unbe-heavenly happy
I'm born anew.

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