-> "Date With Mom (Senior Prom)"
Original Song Title:
"Baby Love" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Date With Mom (Senior Prom)"
Date with mom; my senior prom
Embarrassed, mortified, harassed
Don’t wipe my face with handkerchief
Even geeks will give me grief
Girls avoiding, no romance
When mother says “Son, let’s slow dance!”
I hate ya, mom; I hate ya, mom!
I’m pissed witcha; ain’t kissin’ ya
I could’ve come alone
Or got some brewskis and stayed at home
Please don’t bug the DJ
(He’s) got no Elvis tunes to play…
Jeez, ma! Sheesh, ma!
Ain’t no fun, this date with mom
Janie Dunn; there’s Janie Dunn
I’ve had a crush on her so long
A dumb idea, perhaps
Mom showed her my nude baby snaps
And when she said I wet my bed
The honey fled
Ooh oooh, wish I was dead
Once again, you’re drunk
Seen my self-esteem? It’s shrunk!
You think you’re cool; you’re not
Called the prom queen a slut
Stop dancing like you’re having fits
There’s no way that you’re “down with the kids”…
Thanks, mom: my rep’s now GONE!
I need you like Nazis need Jews
Why do you act the way you do?
Ain’t been out since ‘92
Could you, like, get a clue?
Save me! Save me! No popularity!
Dog food, socially!
Do-o-o-on’t date your mom!
Won’t lose virginit-ay….
Don’t stare at me that way….
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