Song Parodies -> "Crap! In the Name of Film!"

Original Song Title:

"Stop In the Name of Love"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Crap! In the Name of Film!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I hear Diana Ross walked out of the first screening of "Dreamgirls." Can't say I blame her.

Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!

Thought the musical was fair
Back in New York--
Now I feel like a dork--
I know Beyonce can't act;
Knowing it doesn't change the fact!

So I'm asking why I paid nine bucks
To see a film that sucks?

(Make it o-over…) Half the songs were good, it's true…
(Make it o-over…) Maybe they'll make "Dreamgirls II"?

Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!
Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!

Make it o-over…
Make it o-over…

Here's Eddie Murph'
Acting like a chump
I'd rather see him
Playing Gramma Klump!
And when I hear
Ms. Hudson--
Good God, put my iPod earbuds in!

So next time with all these Oscar picks
I'll catch them on NetFlix!

(Think it o-over…) Haven't I worked hard for bread?
(Think it o-over…) Could've rented "Showgirls" instead!!!

Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!
Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!

Make it o-over…
Make it o-over…

I tried so hard, hard to be patient,
Hoping I'd like this interpretation;
But seeing Foxx's bad processed hairdo,
To pay this much I was really not prepared to!

Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!
Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!
Crap! In the name of film!
Please, God, don't make me watch!

Eddie, make it over…
Make it over, Jamie…
Ooh, make it over, Jenny…

©Bob Gomez 2007

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Dylan Baranski - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

What if Dschinghis Khan did Dreamgirls?

Jack Wilson - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

Havewntr seen it, but damn straight HILARIOUS!

Red Ant - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

"So I'm asking why I paid nine bucks/To see a film that sucks?"; it's not just the movies that suck anymore: dealing with idiots answering cell phones, sticky floors and horrifically overpriced concessions are why I rarely see movies in theatre anymore. Fun stuff here though, Bob.

crazy8snake - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks for the review. I'll wait for it on VCR or DVD. Here's the $5 i saved

Dylan Baranski - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment

If someone's answering a cellphone, Red Ant, just tell 'em politely to stop. If they don't, then punch out their lights! As for the concessions, you can probably manage without. If not, then sneak your own stuff into the theater, making sure that they won't catch it. However, that second one may be illegal.

William - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment

You all suck, this movie was excellent. I bet you haven't seen it, Bob. Idiot.

Peregrin - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment

William, what eloquent, constructive criticisms you put forward :)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.