Guy, I commend you for being the first to parody this song, for matching the rhyming pattern, and for injecting humor.

Being in the "biz," I hear all the sad stories people tell of poorly managed and unkept propertties. Always ask to see the room, before making a lodging transaction. Even if, the place appears clean and well maintained on the outside. Observe the other guests at the establishment whenever possable. And drive around the surrounding community, and observe the locals. Is the community clean and yards maintained. If you get bad vibes--- don't stay there!
On the other side of the coin, I have a screening process that I use when I get "bad vibes" from a walk-in patron. There are many databases I use to detect sex offenders, drug users, and arrest and court records. I can always refuse a guest that has a questionable repuation, and I maintain a database of undesirable past guests.

Diva, I had you in mind when I wrote this. I would stay at your hostel without reservations unless of course you said I needed some. If I'm ever in your area I will definately spent a night or two in your establishment.

DKTOS, but this is a great parody all 5's!

A good one, Guy. I've stayed somewhere like this before. Their room was falling apart and they had to give us another, not much better, room. I'll follow Diva's advice from now on, and I hope I get to stay there sometime too.

Excellent as always Guy!

Thanks Guy! It's not easy being an Innkeeper. It's a constant challenge, but an enjoyable one for the most part. Working 7days a week can get to you, so we try to take frequent vacations, whenever possible.