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Song Parodies -> "Smearing Feces On The Wall"

Original Song Title:

"Counting Flowers On The Wall"

Original Performer:

The Statlers Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Smearing Feces On The Wall"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

i keep hearing that your folks have brought unhappiness
and you have thought of wreaking some revenge on them, i guess
if i was working for you, dude, i'd get the project done
rest assured, my friends and i would have a lot of fun

smearing feces on the wall...won't your parents be appalled
we will wipe and splash it on...while your mom and dad are gone
there are many scents and you can have a choice of hue
i'll let you swatches of poo

last week, i did the house next door and left it nice and brown
its plain that my new scheme is getting popular in town
and i don't give a damn that vandalism is a crime
your parents will think twice before they pick on you next time

smearing feces on the wall...we are gonna have a ball
we will even stay till dawn, to make sure the job is done
your folks are gonna wish they never angered you
i'll let you swatches of poo

its good to serve'll be pleased...the walls will look a fright
and your folks will surely be disgusted by the sight
you will be delighted cause my work just can't be beat
when they walk into that room, their hell will be complete

smearing feces on the wall...all you have to do is call
of the many things i've done...few have ever been this fun
i'm the man to come to when there's folks to screw
i'll let you swatches of poo
i'll let you swatches of poo

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   11

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Rod Worden - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
To anyone familiar with this song, and the beautiful way it was sung by The Statler Brothers, this parody HAS to be a hoot! Talk about turning something upside down! Very funny, 5s!
Kristof Robertson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sometimes the choice of song is as important as the quality of the parody. This was a very good choice 555. p.s. somebody's in a real bad mood low scores without comment..hmmmmm
Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
South Al - Saw Rod W's recommend and he was right. This one is a solid hoot! Beautiful work making each of the chorus' parts different from each other. Each of them are very funny and perfect paced and metered. Loved it. 5's...
south park al - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks rod, kristof and paul...this was one of my dad's favorite songs...also, bruce willis sang along to this song in "pulp fiction", right before he ran down marcellus
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Al, in the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, "We gotta get you a new hobby." (If you know that reference, then you know it's not much of a jump to this hobby.)
aoid - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally disgusting!
Your Friend's Parents - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew it was you!!!
zfunky1 - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I love TOS and it does remind me of Pulp Fiction too. GREAT pacing! Gave u a 4 for humor 'cuz it's just plain gross. sorry.
mac - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. 5-5-5
Victor - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is freakin hilarious, i bet its based on that southpark episode when cartman started a poo-smearing business for kids to get revenge on parents...
aoid again - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Tell me, what is so funny about excrement?
Maximus Detritus - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"aoid again", what's so funny about excrement is how it apparently psychologically compels you to vote 1's and post angry comments. People are writing more and more parodies about excrement just to enjoy watching you being mentally compelled to vote 1's and post complaining comments...did you realize you've become a spectator sport on Amiright?
Arwen - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment pose a question that has no answer. What is or is not funny (about ANYTHING) is totally dependant upon the reader. You have every right to NOT be amused by this or any song about bodily functions...but you cannot deny others their own right to laugh their asses off!

Nice, by the way, Al...=)
Paul Robinson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Still like it Al...Dropping a fresh, steaming load of 5's to replace those previously flushed in the "Great Vote Tabulation Disaster of 07/28".
Guy - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
What a shitty parody, Alvin. Here go wipe your ass with these fives.
Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
So magnificent indeed! 5,5,5 with pleasure!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
PP Longstupid, will you shut up? There is nothing funny about this parody at all.
andrea huckstep - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I have to agree with Aoid and Mr. Potty Mouth on this one.
The_shltman - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I smear feces on walls to create art, all over my home state in public bathrooms. I also hang out at poopreport as they encourage this type of behavior
Brian - January 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Scatalogical humor at its finest. Well done, 5s all around.

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