I keep fearin' I'll get burned, should see my Christmas list.
If all I bought were from the malls my money'd soon be pissed.
I'll soon be shoppin', Christmas blues, I'm sorry it ain't fun,
Have quite a few friends and I'm worried about my buyin' for each one.
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Won't be shoppin' at the mall,
Should this bother me this fall?
Buy my solitaire at pawn, 'cause I am the thrifty one.
Soakin' bigger debt, I'm watchin' cap'tol spending too
Hey don't sell me, no nothin' they'd use.
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Up tight, I'm stressed retails so splendid my am I so down
As long as I got green I can't help throw my money round.
At least the things I bought you see, can be paid for on time,
I'll be payin' past next year, just watch that interest climb.
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Won't be shoppin' at the mall,
Should this bother me this fall?
Buy my solitaire at pawn, 'cause I am the thrifty one.
Soakin' bigger debt, I'm watchin' cap'tol spending too,
Hey don't sell me, no nothin' they'd use.
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Can't wait to be through, on I go, the crowds I hate to fight,
Twenty ways to buy and I'm out cussin' every night.
And my shoes they keep on bustin' as they pound the street,
So I'll just throw back and consume until my funds deplete.
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Won't be shoppin' at the mall,
Should this bother me this fall?
Buy my solitaire at pawn, 'cause I am the thrifty one.
Soakin' bigger debt, I'm watchin' cap'tol spending too,
Hey don't sell me, no nothin' they'd use.
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Don't sell me, hey nothin' they'd use.