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Song Parodies -> "Boston Red Sox"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Water"

Original Performer:

The Standells

Parody Song Title:

"Boston Red Sox"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

What a great way to end a curse.
Down 3 to nada,
Down 3-zip to the mighty Yanks--

Came back to beat 'em--
Took four straight,
Yanks' butts got spanked!

Well I love those Boston Red Sox,
Oh, oh, Boston's Number One!
World Champs!

Well frustrated Cardinals,
I mean they frustrated,
Edmonds and Pujols looked so lame!
(Schilling and Pedro were happenin', baby!)

Well they were wishin' and a-hopin'
Aw, Babe Ruth's curse would boost their game!
(Been 86 years since the Babe left Boston town...)

Well I love those Boston Red Sox,
Oh, oh, Boston's Number One!
World Champs!

Well I love those Boston Red Sox!
I love the idjits!
Love those Boston Red Sox!
I love Boston!
Love those Boston Red Sox!
Congratulations!
Love those Boston Red Sox!
Cowboy up now!
©Bob Gomez 2004

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
555! Yee-HAW!
DLane - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This was good, 444! Love the 'sox, and i was just wondering...johnnyd, does that stand for johnny damon? if it does, my mother would love you. she has a damon signed ball that says, word for word "to Betsy, all my love, Johnny Damon" 'o'
Bob Gomez, riding a duck boat - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
JD: This was a Series to be cherished by all underdog-rooters like me.
DLane: Damon--what a champ. He and Bill Mueller were my votes for MVP--they were both unstoppable.
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great original song. Great parodist. Great series.

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