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Song Parodies -> "Exercise (Bloody)"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

The Sound of Music Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Exercise (Bloody)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Just watched the movie "Kill Command" where a group of future Marines are taken to a remote island and cut-off from everyone and everything. Believing this to be a harmless exercise, they are confronted by autonomous combat robots using LIVE ammo and are soon taking hits. Among them is Mills, a female tech specialist that is part Android. She can communicate with the robots which have altered their role in the exercise. Naturally, the Marines and the combat robots both distrust her. She holds the key to survival...
Exercise, Exercise
Futuristic squad of Marines
Packed in tight
Firearms might
Receive a hostile greeting
Blow-after-blow to the ground they go
SARs* are really THAT clever?
Exercise, Exercise
Mills talks to them- should they kill her?

Exercise, Exercise
Most are dead or are bleeding
EMP try
Some robots get fried
But their leader survived the beating
Unstoppable foe, only one thing it knows
Hunt and kill all intruders
Exercise, Exercise
Mills absorbed its data tether...

Did IT survive?

Sequel could very well answer...


*SARs: Study, Analyze, Reprogram (plural)- autonomous combat robots

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Rob Arndt - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Just a note: Russia has 3 active military robots with armament, the US has 2 and Germany has 2. Not little ones, but fully tracked vehicles. The ones seen in the movie are more advanced and reminiscent of Skynet types in the Terminator franchise.

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