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Song Parodies -> "Butcher Knife"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Sound of Music Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Butcher Knife"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Butcher knife, butcher knife
Horror fans all love thee
Big and bright
Bodies to slice
At first sight starts the screaming!

The blood will flow
From the heart, you know
Lungs, kidneys, and livers
Butcher knife, butcher knife
A favorite of Michael Myers!

Pierces white
Bloodsoaked delight
On her knees, blood dripping!

Strikes a blow
Tears flesh as though
Human tissue doesn't matter
Butcher knife, butcher knife
Used on a woman in the shower!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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 4   0
 5   10

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