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Song Parodies -> "Count Every Ballot"
Original Song Title:
"Climb Every Mountan"
Original Performer:
The Sound Of Music
Parody Song Title:
"Count Every Ballot"
Parody Written by:
William Little
The Lyrics
Stop counting in Pennsylvania and Georgia, keep counting in Arizona. Really ????
Count every ballot
Report all votes
Tally every district
Everywhere they vote
Ooh, yeah
Count every ballot
Tally every precinct
'Till you run them all
The result will show
All the ones who did win
To serve the next term
For as long as it is
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every precinct
'Till you count them all
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every contest (every contest)
Don't ever stop before it's done
Count every ballot (every ballot)
Keep it clean and legal, no fraud on either side
Follow every contest
Pray there's no recount
Report all votes
Tally every district
Everywhere they vote
Ooh, yeah
Count every ballot
Tally every precinct
'Till you run them all
The result will show
All the ones who did win
To serve the next term
For as long as it is
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every precinct
'Till you count them all
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every contest (every contest)
Don't ever stop before it's done
Count every ballot (every ballot)
Keep it clean and legal, no fraud on either side
Follow every contest
Pray there's no recount
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"Keep it clean and legal, no fraud on either side"
That pretty much excludes counting any of the ballots the Democrats "found" after election day in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, then.
That pretty much excludes counting any of the ballots the Democrats "found" after election day in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, then.
Who knew Julie Andrews was so concerned about American electoral integrity?
I think it was the Americanization of Emily.
Funny how this 150+ year procedure was NEVER a problem until NOW.
This 150+ year procedure wasn't a problem until about 1 am on November 4. That's because the aforereferenced 150+ procedure was clearly leading to Trump's re election. It's what happened AFTER 1 AM that should be a problem for everybody. That's when, in a maneuver that is several orders of magnitude beyond anything ever seen before, the Democrat authorities in 5 battleground states (where Trump was leading) SIMULTANEOUSLY stopped counting and said they would resume counting in the morning. But then, they secretly starting counting again, and I'll be damned, found huge troves of Biden only votes which put Biden into the lead. That's the problem that at least 72 million people are having just now
Except that isn't exactly true, is it? https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/nov/04/facebook-posts/battleground-states-did-not-stop-counting-votes-el/
Gosh, people are weird.
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