Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Count Every Ballot"

Original Song Title:

"Climb Every Mountan"

Original Performer:

The Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Count Every Ballot"

Parody Written by:

William Little

The Lyrics

Stop counting in Pennsylvania and Georgia, keep counting in Arizona. Really ????
Count every ballot
Report all votes
Tally every district
Everywhere they vote
Ooh, yeah
Count every ballot
Tally every precinct
'Till you run them all
The result will show
All the ones who did win
To serve the next term
For as long as it is
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every precinct
'Till you count them all
Count every ballot
Log every choice
Tally every contest (every contest)
Don't ever stop before it's done
Count every ballot (every ballot)
Keep it clean and legal, no fraud on either side
Follow every contest
Pray there's no recount

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   17

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Count every LEGAL ballot. - November 06, 2020 - Report this comment
"Keep it clean and legal, no fraud on either side"

That pretty much excludes counting any of the ballots the Democrats "found" after election day in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, then.
CML - November 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Who knew Julie Andrews was so concerned about American electoral integrity?
William alittle - November 07, 2020 - Report this comment
I think it was the Americanization of Emily.
Agrimorfee - November 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Funny how this 150+ year procedure was NEVER a problem until NOW.
CML - November 12, 2020 - Report this comment
This 150+ year procedure wasn't a problem until about 1 am on November 4. That's because the aforereferenced 150+ procedure was clearly leading to Trump's re election. It's what happened AFTER 1 AM that should be a problem for everybody. That's when, in a maneuver that is several orders of magnitude beyond anything ever seen before, the Democrat authorities in 5 battleground states (where Trump was leading) SIMULTANEOUSLY stopped counting and said they would resume counting in the morning. But then, they secretly starting counting again, and I'll be damned, found huge troves of Biden only votes which put Biden into the lead. That's the problem that at least 72 million people are having just now
Phil Alexander - November 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Except that isn't exactly true, is it?
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Gosh, people are weird.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 373