[Spoken]
Is he really going to run for governor?
Well there he is. Let's ask him.
Is that a shit eating grin you're wearing?
Yeah.
Gee it must be great campaigning.
Doin' any better in the polls today?
Duh...
By the way can you beat him?

Yeah, aisle beed him like Bush beed Gore.
Turned around to his wife Marie,
"Just ahsk my bitch here" (Oh, my gee)
That's when he yelled toward... (Hey leadah, aisle be bach)

Sune aisle be da big man in towun. (Towun, towun)
I know I kin beed up all ov doze clowuns.
(Whatcha mean when ya say that you kin beed up all ov doze clowuns?)
Ahm gonna beed dem bad.
Der gonna be so sad.
Don't make me yell fohr... (Hey leadah, aisle be bach)

Old Gray his ass red, Ahm sumvun new.
Now you say goot bye Davis. you'we trew.
(Whatcha mean when ya say who iz yohr daddy and vat duz he do?)
He shoot not haf asked me vy.
He just bedda say goot bye
It's time to aleart you (Ahm leadah, aisle be bach)

[Spoken]

In a showt while dey kiss you gootbye.
Da tears and vi'lins vill soon blow.
Den ve take ordahs from the Cheney right.
Aisle take away yohr show.
So gatter the herd, It'z time to go!

Total recall! total recall!

Now heafen help dem, because dey're trew.
Octobah brings the sting that vill stop you.
Doze fools won't go nowhere.
Ahl play off der fears, Dey got no prayer.
Dey bedda forget him (Ahm leadah, aisle be bach)

The leader of the pack - aisle be bach.
The leader of the pack - aisle be bach.
The leader of the pack - aisle be bach.
The leader of the pack - aisle be bach.

(Fade)