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Day 1 day 1 day wrote a
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Day 1 day 1 day wrote a
2-1 day 1 day 1 day 1 day wrote a 2.

Well I thought of it Sunday (ooo)
And I wrote it out Monday (ooo)
Then I posted on Tuesday (ooo)
And they hated it on Wednesday (ooo)
Then they dissed it on Thursday (ooo)
And it pissed 'em off Friday (ooo)
When I scrolled down Saturday (ooo)
I said, "One's guy nailed me."

2-1
Day 1 day 1 day wrote a
2-1
Day 1 day 1 day wrote a
2-1 day 1 day 1 day 1 day wrote a 2.

I sent it on a Monday and I thought it'd kill
(A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1)
Nobody'd notice it was brainless swill
(A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1)

Yes, I thought it'd kill
Yeah, was brainless swill
And when I saw the votes
A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1

"Your pacing is atrocious and your jokes are lame!"
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"It lacks coherence and satiric aim!"
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Yeah, my jokes were lame
No satiric aim
Ten people logged their votes
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I felt infuriated so I called my dad
(A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1)
His reaction made me twice as mad
(A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1)

Yeah, I called my dad
Damn, he made me mad
Yeah, from my pops, the vote:
"A 2-1-1, son, a 2-1-1"

My parody was sucky, how can I survive?
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It knocked my average down to 4.5!
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How can I survive?
Average: 4.5
That ditty cost me votes
A 2-1-1 song, a 2-1-1

I guess I gotta work on my internal rhymes
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I pressed a lotta jerky during vernal times
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That verse made no sense
Yeah, Mercedes Benz
Damn, I can smell the votes
A few 1-1-1's and 2-1-1's

Whoa
A few 1-1-1's and 2-1-1's
Whoa
A few 1-1-1's and 2-1-1's