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Song Parodies -> "Why Do I Peel?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Do I Feel?"

Original Performer:

The Shaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do I Peel?"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Sometimes when it's sunny
I cannot stay inside
Sunbathing season
I just want to fry

Sometimes I tan crappy
When overcooking, I boil
Skin cells cringe
As they're getting charry

Why do I grill the way I grill?
Why do I fry the way I fry?
Why do I peel the way I peel?

Sometimes I sunbathe without a suit at all
Once I damn near hardboiled my balls
One side's finished, I turn the other way
And then my buttocks I sauté

Why do I broil the way I broil?
Why do I bake the way I bake?
Why do I peel the way I peel?

There are days when I will roast
There are days when I will stew
It isn't long before I'm toast, and then
I crackle every time I try to move

Why do I roast the way I roast?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why do I stew the way I stew?

There are days when I'm slow-burned
There are days when I'm deep-fried
It seems by now I would have learned
That too much sun will make me look like Mr. Hyde

Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why don't I cook myself for real?
Why don't I use some Wesson oil?
Why don't I wrap myself in foil?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Rob Arndt - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody has ap-peel, 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for peeling that off!
Rob Arndt - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, ever watch the Avengers back in the day? Emma Peel got her name from M-Appeal or "Man Appeal"- true, FYI :-)
Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Watch it? I freakin' lived for it! "The Winged Avenger" was my favorite episode but I loved them all. It was great when I finally got to see the black and white Emma Peel episodes on A & E.

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