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Song Parodies -> "Why Do I Peel?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Do I Feel?"
Original Performer:
The Shaggs
Parody Song Title:
"Why Do I Peel?"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Sometimes when it's sunny
I cannot stay inside
Sunbathing season
I just want to fry
Sometimes I tan crappy
When overcooking, I boil
Skin cells cringe
As they're getting charry
Why do I grill the way I grill?
Why do I fry the way I fry?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Sometimes I sunbathe without a suit at all
Once I damn near hardboiled my balls
One side's finished, I turn the other way
And then my buttocks I sauté
Why do I broil the way I broil?
Why do I bake the way I bake?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
There are days when I will roast
There are days when I will stew
It isn't long before I'm toast, and then
I crackle every time I try to move
Why do I roast the way I roast?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why do I stew the way I stew?
There are days when I'm slow-burned
There are days when I'm deep-fried
It seems by now I would have learned
That too much sun will make me look like Mr. Hyde
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why don't I cook myself for real?
Why don't I use some Wesson oil?
Why don't I wrap myself in foil?
I cannot stay inside
Sunbathing season
I just want to fry
Sometimes I tan crappy
When overcooking, I boil
Skin cells cringe
As they're getting charry
Why do I grill the way I grill?
Why do I fry the way I fry?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Sometimes I sunbathe without a suit at all
Once I damn near hardboiled my balls
One side's finished, I turn the other way
And then my buttocks I sauté
Why do I broil the way I broil?
Why do I bake the way I bake?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
There are days when I will roast
There are days when I will stew
It isn't long before I'm toast, and then
I crackle every time I try to move
Why do I roast the way I roast?
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why do I stew the way I stew?
There are days when I'm slow-burned
There are days when I'm deep-fried
It seems by now I would have learned
That too much sun will make me look like Mr. Hyde
Why do I peel the way I peel?
Why don't I cook myself for real?
Why don't I use some Wesson oil?
Why don't I wrap myself in foil?
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This parody has ap-peel, 555!!!
Thanks for peeling that off!
Hey Porfle, ever watch the Avengers back in the day? Emma Peel got her name from M-Appeal or "Man Appeal"- true, FYI :-)
Watch it? I freakin' lived for it! "The Winged Avenger" was my favorite episode but I loved them all. It was great when I finally got to see the black and white Emma Peel episodes on A & E.
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