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Song Parodies -> "Velocity of My Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"Philosophy of the World"

Original Performer:

The Shaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Velocity of My Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh, the dumb people want what the smart people's got
And the smart people want what the dumb people's got
And the prissy people want what the tough people's got
And the tough people want what the prissy people's got

You can never grease the extremities of a squirrel

The cat people want what the dog people's got
And the dog people want what the cat people's got
The evil twin wants what the nice twin's got
And the nice twin wants what the evil twin's got

You can never tree kitty cats like me, Milton Berle

Oh, the girls with small hair want mall hair
And the girls with mall hair want small hair
Oh, the boys with boobs want pecs implanted
And the boys with pecs implanted want boobs

You can never squeeze jellybabies from a girl

It doesn't matter how you spew
It doesn't matter how you spray
There will always be
One who soaks things the PowerJet(TM) way

It doesn't matter what you grow
It doesn't matter how it breeds
There will always be
Someone with Chia seeds

We glue our chests
We shave our knees
But we like it best
When covered with bees

Oh, the dead people want what the live people's got
And the live people want what the dead people's got
And the coma people want what awake people's got
And awake people want what the coma people's got

You can never see the velocity of my hurl

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
You kinda lost me with this one, but I like the insanity angle- 555!
Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, the OS is pretty insane too, but that's just the Shaggs for you.

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