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Song Parodies -> "My Dad's Putt Putt"

Original Song Title:

"My Pal Foot Foot"

Original Performer:

The Shaggs

Parody Song Title:

"My Dad's Putt Putt"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

When my dad plays Putt Putt (Putt Putt)
We all want to go home
When my dad plays Putt Putt (Putt Putt)
His mouth will always foam

He plays the first hole
Misses the cup
People who hear him cuss
Just wish that he would shut up

My dad's Putt Putt (Putt Putt)
He never gets it right
My dad's Putt Putt (Putt Putt)
It really is a fright

Where will his ball go
What will his ball do
Oh, Putt Putt
I wish he could play you

It goes here, it goes there
It goes everywhere
Oh, Putt Putt
Why can't he play you?

Putt Putt, why does he come?
Putt Putt, why won't he just stay home?
Putt Putt, oh Putt Putt
Whatever the cause
I wish that we could all go home

He misses every hole
Throws away his club
Kicks the dinosaur
His big toe, he will stub

If Putt Putt did not make Dad so mad
There'd still be some fun to be had
Putt Putt, where is his ball
I know where it is
It's behind my dad

Putt Putt, he's so burned up
Putt Putt, we must shut up
On our way home
Putt Putt, or Dad goes nuts
And off the road our car will roam

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