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Song Parodies -> "Crooked Donald Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Crooked Little Man"

Original Performer:

The Serendipity Singers

Parody Song Title:

"Crooked Donald Trump"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Hail to the President! The BIGGEST ^%$#@& CROOK IN HISTORY. Tearing the country apart...turning us all against each other. Well, I will do my part to dutifully piss off every Trumpie I can. Here is the latest salvo....and trust me, with the Ilhan Omar controversy and his racist rants, I have more songs for Trump up my sleeve!
Uh-oh, our government's insane right now
Uh-oh, our government's insane right now
Uh-oh, our government's insane right now
The crooks got a hold of it, let's vote them out
Oh, yes, the crooks got a hold of it, let's vote them out

There was a crooked man and his name was Donald Trump
He acts like Adolf Hitler and he talks like Forrest Gump
Has three crooked kids and an immigrated spouse
They'll all be indicted by the Democratic House

Uh-oh, now Trump is playin' the racist card
Uh-oh, now Trump is playin' the racist card
Uh-oh, now Trump is playin' the racist card
His foot's in his mouth again, that ain't too hard
Oh yes, his foot's in his mouth again, that ain't too hard

Well, this crooked nasty man with his orange hair and face
Joined with crooked Mike Pence and they ran a crooked race
Teamed up with the Russians and got help from Roger Stone
Walked right into Deutsche Bank and got himself a loan

Uh oh, they're handing the subpoenas down
Uh oh, they're handing the subpoenas down
Uh oh, they're handing the subpoenas down
We need for Pelosi to impeach this clown
Oh, yes, we need for Pelosi to impeach this clown

He's a crooked little man and there isn't any doubt
He lies like Pinocchio, we need to throw him out
No more Sarah Sanders, she's a lying little bitch
Found his fixer Cohen was a rat-fink and a snitch.

Uh-oh, Trump's after the Iranians now
Uh-oh, Trump's after the Iranians now
Uh-oh, Trump's after the Iranians now
Our planes could go over there and get shot down!
Oh yes, our planes could go over there and get shot down!

Uh-oh, our Democracy's in danger now
Uh-oh, our Democracy's in danger now
Uh-oh, our Democracy's in danger now
The crooks got ahold of it (The crooks got ahold of it)
The crooks got ahold of it, let's vote....them....out

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alexander's ragtag band - July 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Hilary had more people in her basket of deplorables the Trump has.
Rand - July 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Such willfully ignorant and inflammatory troll nonsense as this truly represents the utter wretched dregs of this once-pleasant site.
CML - July 23, 2019 - Report this comment
If it weren't for the fact that this sort of thing is harmful to the website, I would say "Have at it, Jeff" Who do you think you are influencing here? Is there some person who supports trump who is going to "see the light" based on what you're doing? Cause I am more than happy to show this to a fence-sitter and say, "So who are the people who are filled with rage and irrational hate ... really?"
CML - July 23, 2019 - Report this comment
And you should probably drop the Ilhan Omar thing like a radioactive chunk of graphite from the Chernobyl reactor. Yeah, her family were refugees in Kenya, but why? Think it might have something to do with the fact that many people in her clan were highly placed in the government of Commie dictator Mohammed Siad Barre; which means they got the hands bloodied in the genocide of the Ishaaq tribe in 1988 (50 -- 100K murdered) ... I'm guessing some of those Ishaaq people were spoiling for a little revenge once Siad got deposed. No wonder Kenya started to look like a Club Med destination to the Omars
Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Keep 'em coming, Jeff, and let the chips fall where they may. As one of the patron saints of Amiright, the politics-themed parodist Mark Russell, likes to say, "In Washington, no one has ever been hurt by a falling chip."
Patrick - July 23, 2019 - Report this comment
A funny take on a classic novelty song. I don't think Trump is a racist. All those people in the "concentration camps" walked hundreds of miles voluntarily to get there, knowing the conditions they'd face. No Einsatzgruppen came in the night to round them up and take them to Texas. Safer than Honduras. As for Iran, the further we stay away from those people, the better. A war in the Straits of Hormuz will only serve to jack up the price of gasoline, which benefits no one here. We don't need any more wounded warriors. If one wants to bash Trump, at least focus on something real, not the phony Russian narrative. Trump and Clinton were both well-known figures to the American public long before the Russians ever heard of them. A few Facebook stories were not going to change anyone's mind.
Jeff in Richmond VA - July 26, 2019 - Report this comment
I see that my objective has been reached.....Piss off as many Trumpies as possible. Looks like it worked. CML is no doubt seething with rage that I was able to take down his boy with a humorous parody. Maybe CML should write to Mitch McConnell and see if he'll pass a law making parodies against the President a felony. The sad thing is that McConnell is so deeply %$#@--ing CORRUPT that he might actually think about it. I have three wishes for Trump: 1) The economy tanks like 2008 thanks to his massive deficits and tax cuts for the rich...and that the Trumpies all take it up the rear and lose everything. 2) Trump starts a war with Iran for his own personal gain and Iran cleans his clock for him! 3) Lee Harvey Oswald's grandson pays him a visit. Chew on THOSE thoughts, Trumpies.......See if Mitch McConnell can pass a law against WISHING.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
CML - July 27, 2019 - Report this comment
I wont be chewing on this particular colonic dropping, but I'll be happy to share this with a few fencesitters I know who dont realy understand how deranged Democrats have become. what have you just said here -- you want to see an economic situation that would impoverish millions; a failed war that would cost thousands of American lives and perhaps spike oil prices to the point that the world economy could collapse, and you also want to see the president assasinated Have I got that right? ..... BTW, Mike what are your thoughts here? Do you still want Jeff to "keep it coming?"
Rand - July 28, 2019 - Report this comment
The "parody" itself is twisted enough, but it takes a sick mind to come up with the author's blatantly deranged comments about it. Your hateful, spitefully contemptuous attitude toward many of your fellow site members is equally disturbing. This is just rancid, vile, alarming stuff.
Jeff in Richmond VA - July 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Funny how you Trumpies think it's ok for Trump to say vile things against women of color or Elijah Cummings or Gold Star families etc....but if we diss your "boy" in any way it's a different story. Well TOUGH BANANA. I stand by my comments and will enjoy watching Trumpies get their dessert when the time comes. If Civil War is what u want, Civil War is what u will get. You people trashed Obama for 8 years. OUR TURN NOW!!!
Libby - July 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Hypocritical right, Am I Right?
CML - July 29, 2019 - Report this comment
You sure about that Civil War thing? The NRA tribe has 60 million civilians who own at least 200 million weapons. What assets does the Twitter-Hashtag tribe have? The police? They're going to kill Americans for the sake of people who have falsely accused them of murdering black civilians? And who exactly serves in the combat arms branches of the military? The children of the NRA folks of course. But of course they'll be more than happy to kill their own family members for people who claim that an M1 tank on the Mall for the 4th of July is just like a military parade in North Korea. Sure they will. ..... One more question seeing as how you live in Richmond. How many armed men would it take to stop all truck traffic going into Richmond? Answer -- none, because almost all long haul truckers would be against you. So maybe you should chill out on that war talk
CML - July 29, 2019 - Report this comment
BTW, even though I am quite sure The Red States would prevail in short order in an actual shooting war, it would still be such a horrible thing that noone should desire it, and this is the position of everybody on the Red Team. Why someone from the Blue Side should be talking this talk is completely beyond me
Rand - July 30, 2019 - Report this comment
First you're hurling nasty names and insults at many of your fellow Amirighters, and now you're itching to get into a literal civil war with them. Sick, puerile, deranged, depressingly vile, distressingly ignorant, and openly hostile garbage like this doesn't belong on this site.
Libby - July 30, 2019 - Report this comment
FFS, CML & Rand, like you represent everyone on the Right and everyone on the Right are SO ABOVE the playground rhetoric that your hero specializes in. Like the Left should know better, or because they started it. PUH-LEEZE.
Rand - July 31, 2019 - Report this comment
My comment was mainly in regard to AIMers such as this one harboring such spittle-spewing hatred for many of their fellow site members. As blisteringly ignorant as these political parodies are, it's the hateful comments associated with them, some bordering on the psychotic, that really contribute to the shocking decline of this website as people that used to come here for a good time start avoiding the constant hyperventilated vitriol.
Jeff in Richmond VA - August 01, 2019 - Report this comment
As far as any right-wingers leaving comments, you come into MY page and leave hateful comments about MY parody, and when I respond with something that "Trumps" your comment (pun intended), then YOU get mad at ME? There's a name for's called HYPOCRISY. If you stir up a pile of manure, you can't get angry when it starts to stink......or the hornet's nest analogy also applies. So if you don't want to hear my hostile comments, keep YOUR %$#@&* comments to yourself. I have FOUR more anti-Trump parodies in the works, so when they appear, let's see how much self-control YOU have. I doubt that you will. As for the threatening rhetoric left by CML, I am just ITCHING to have a Trumpie arrested. I have an anti-Trump poster in my van window and I am just waiting for a Trumpie to say something. I will tell him to "eat manure"....he will then start stalking me, and I will lead him right to the Police station. I'll have his license # and I will go in and sign the required complaint form and then....Trumpie goes to jail!
Peter - August 01, 2019 - Report this comment
I support your right to write about whatever subject you want. But remember Jeff, if you yourself take your own lyrics seriously it's not parody you're writing.
Rand - August 02, 2019 - Report this comment
There seems to be a disturbed and troubled psyche at work here. One might even say dangerous. The parodies are simply annoying, but the comments before and after are irrational to a degree that is truly unsettling.

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