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Song Parodies -> "Hey There, Georgetown Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Georgy Girl"

Original Performer:

The Seekers

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There, Georgetown Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Nine buck 'scrip -- refers to the fact that Sandra Fluke could have bought a 28 day supply of the contraceptives Sprintec and Tri-sprintec for $9 at a Target store; one of which is located at the DC USA Shopping Center -- a mere two miles away from Georgetown Law Center. That comes out to $120 per year
Hey there, Georgetown Girl
Putting on a show for Nancy P
None of the media heads would ever note the hokiness there
Describes you
Hey there, Georgetown Girl
Why should Catholics finance your pill
Don't you see it makes us ill
Cause we think there's life in there
You're always Target shopping but never stopping to buy
So head to that Pharma counter and try
The nine buck 'scrip

Hey there, Georgetown girl
There's another Sandra deep inside
Bring up all background you hide
And what an outcry there'd be
The world would see
The truth, Georgetown girl

(Cue ludicrous instrumental bridge segueing into ....)

Hey there, Georgetown girl
Fainting on the couch when called a sl#t
Rushbo shouldn't have said that, b#t
Let's have some perspective here
You don't see Palin swooning when Maher call her a c#nt
Methinks, 'tis naught but media st#nt
Oh, isn't it?

Hey there, Georgetown girl
There's a hard core act'vist deep inside
Dig up all background you hide
And what an uproar there'd be
The world would see
The truth, Georgetown girl

(Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Fess up, Georgetown girl
(Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Come clean, Georgetown girl
(Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Fess up, Georgetown girl .....

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Michael Pacholek - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
They only use phrases like "class warfare" and "hardcore activist" when the liberals fight back. Conservatives are bullies: They can dish it out but they can't take it. Now that we're fighting back, they're terrified. The (tea) party is over, and you're headed for a massive hangover! And as George Carlin taught us, how come the people who complain the most about abortion and birth control are people you wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place? (Or in any place.)
Patrick - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm on the verge of dropping my health coverage because I can no longer afford it. When people are demanding that others pick up the tab for a $9 jar of pills, it's no surprise that insurance costs what it does. What would car insurance cost if it covered the price of oil changes and air filters? The destruction of our country is the result of liberalism literally applied.
Callmelennie - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Seeing as how Church going Catholics are still replicating themselves at above the replacement rate, it would appear someone wants to have intercourse with them. Meanwhile, every country and population group in the West that has driven Christianity from the public square is utterly failing to replacing themselves -- for the first time in human history, I might add. And seeing as how this unprecedented demographic event began to occur only after contraceptives and abortions became commonplace -- well, I'm sure there's no connection
Patrick - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
The working middle class in the US has been driven to the wall financially. Responsible people tend not to have children they can't afford. The government pays unwed women to bear welfare babies and relieves the fathers of their responsibilities. In India and China the preference for sons over daughters, and the availability of sex selective abortion has led to huge imbalances in the ratio of men to women. I wonder how long it will take for families to realize that a qualified female child is a prize to be shopped to the best bidder, rather than a liability that can only be disposed of by offering a substantial dowry.
Barry J. Mitchel - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I saw/heard TOS in movie of same name; your parody fits it perfectly and is Right on Target. Sandra is an activist and former head of Women for Justice.
Liberals Ruined America - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
This used to be the "Land of the Free". What pansy-@$$ed, touchy-feely, socialist liberals turned it into is the "Land of the Free Ride". Let's coin a new phrase! When the American Taxpayer gives you something free, say you got some "Fluke Loot".
Dana Mathewson - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, MP, great job of projection there.
(M)ass (P)hat - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
The first post employed the typical liberal trick: accuse conservatives of the tactics liberals use. It gets old. The democrats are the bullies. They control the press, publications, the education system, Hollywood, the major and most minor t.v. networks, etc. The conservatives are the ones fighting back, which is scaring the crap out of the left. That's why the liberals have ratcheted up the rhetoric and name calling. Limbaugh calls one of theirs a name and they go ballistic. Only their commentators are allowed to do that.

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