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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Clone Another Me"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Never Find Another You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Seekers
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Never Clone Another Me"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
This is my 20th parody submitted. By coincidence, I am revisiting the theme of my first parody, "Send in the Clones". As usual, a snivelling bunch of narrow-minded petty bureaucrats (Is there any other kind?) took exception to my plans for world conquest via an army of myselves.
There's a new world coming
A science wonderland
But there's one procedure
That's been forever banned
I could search the whole world over
For some stem cells, two or three
But the feds won't let me clone another me
There is always someone
Who wants to have a say
In the disposition
Of my own DNA
I could mix a little physics
With a bit of chemistry
But the feds won't let me clone another me
It's a long, strange pathway
On which I hope to stride
As I walk through this world
I could be by my side
It might cost me a fortune
But the payoff would be great
I could earn it back tomorrow
When I start to replicate
But there's bureaucratic logjams
As far as I can see
And the feds won't let me clone another me
Narrow-minded politicians
Who are too blind to see
And they'll never let me clone another me
Another me
Another me
A science wonderland
But there's one procedure
That's been forever banned
I could search the whole world over
For some stem cells, two or three
But the feds won't let me clone another me
There is always someone
Who wants to have a say
In the disposition
Of my own DNA
I could mix a little physics
With a bit of chemistry
But the feds won't let me clone another me
It's a long, strange pathway
On which I hope to stride
As I walk through this world
I could be by my side
It might cost me a fortune
But the payoff would be great
I could earn it back tomorrow
When I start to replicate
But there's bureaucratic logjams
As far as I can see
And the feds won't let me clone another me
Narrow-minded politicians
Who are too blind to see
And they'll never let me clone another me
Another me
Another me
If you like this, go back and look at "Send in the Clones"
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Me and my clone are giving you 5s.
A trebly-cloned 5 makes 555 for this one, Loved the OS back in the day -- sounded great on the electric 12-string I had 'til it some soulless sh*t-for-brains stole it the summer between college & grad school.
The answer to your introductory rhetorical question is - No, there is no other kind. The assessment of this parody is - It's one of a kind - very good, Patrick.
I admit it, I'm crying with laughter at this one. So very clever. 5s from me and four clones
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