After the turn of the century
On the shining rails of Sodor Island
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a Maybach MD650
On the rails, a British Rail Class 42
Diesel 10 was his name
Eighty engines tried, and eighty engines derailed
Now they're littered all over the countryside

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Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The bloody Diesel 10 was rollin' out the score
Eighty engines derailed tryin' to end that spree
Of the bloody Diesel 10, of the mainland

In the nick of time, a hero arrived
A blue steam engine with the number 1
He chased after that Diesel to seek revenge
But he teleported to a cliff and fell--"Curses, foiled again!"

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Now, Thomas had sworn that he'd get that diesel
So they brought back Lady for a new battle plan
They got chased by Diesel and his driver, P.T. Boomer
While the two were laughing, they arrived at a crumblin' bridge

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That evil Diesel 10 was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Thomas and Lady crossed the bridge safely
But Diesel 10, fell onto a barge

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