After the turn of the century
In the middle of the George Bush presidency
Came a moron from Ohio like we'd never seen
Representing the GOP money machine

Up on the Hill, a man seeking fame
Burnt-Orange John Boehner was his name
Boehner cries, and Cantor lies
Now they're working together: "No compromise!"

Chorus:
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty...."no more!!"
Some good legislation just died on the floor
"Sixty votes needed to pass that bill"
Says the blubbery John Boehner on Capitol Hill

In 2009, a hero rose
Obama beat McCain; getting out the "black votes"
He won a landslide to implement change
But John Boehner shut him down--"Like hell you can!!"

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Now, Obama had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked Reid & Pelosi for a new battle plan
He challenged the Congress to a Health Care fight
While John Boehner was crying, they got it done right.

That blubbery John Boehner was in a fix
Obstructed everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Obama tried once, and he tried once more
And that Health Care Reform bill was signed into law

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