Watch anti-vaxxers picketing
Fox News-sickening, too
Online it’s kinda scary
When I’m screen time a-sharing with you

I’ll see those Trumpsters trolling
And we’ll be scrolling, we two
Online it’s aw’f’ly scary
When I’m screen time a-sharing with you

Divvy up, divvy up, divvy up, let’s go
I’m anti-, you’re pro!
We’re fighting in a virtual war zone
Divvy up, divvy up, divvy up, it’s planned
To misunderstand
We’re witnessing totally polarizational glaring trends!

That omicron is rising and not surprisingly too
The vaccine mandate’s coming to a school or a Target near you
Our screens are nightly following
Friends are swallowing goo
Online it’s something scary
While I’m screen time a-sharing with you

There’s a Christmas party at the home of Donald J.
It’ll be the biggest bash since Jeffrey Epstein days
All the 14 year olds will be decked out
In short shorts and crop tops
And the vodka will be infused in their ice pops!
Pop, pop, Pops!

The Supreme Court is returning to their Pope’s crusade
They’ll be spending Christmas overturning Roe v. Wade
Amy Coney, Alito, Brett, Gorsuch, and Clarence and their wives!
Political wings are the things that are fracturing all our lives!

Our screens are bright and glowing
And Facebook’s knowing it, see—
Our algorithmic locus is a self-focused echo machine
We’re sent to posts invidious, that’s insidious, too
Come on, let’s all be wary
As we screen time in 20-2-2

Come on, let’s all be wary
As we screen time in 20-2-2!!!