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Song Parodies -> "My Boobies"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Baby"

Original Performer:

The Ronettes

Parody Song Title:

"My Boobies"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The singer of this parody, if ever performed, would be a woman.
Tonight, we met, you said you needed me so
Then when we tried to dance, I asked you to let go
You wrapped your arms behind me, then you began to fondle me
And you want my breasts everywhere we go

So won't you please---leave my, leave my boobies?
Please let free my boobies (they're only just my boobies)
Soon the cops I'm calling (leave my, leave my boobies)
Let free my boobies now!
Whoa oh oh oh

I asked you nicely, Bunky, please release me
Yes, I have two mammaries--thank God not 3
Since the time they came out, they weren't made for you
Now maybe I will show you how that stuff feels for me

So now I'll squeeze (squeeze tight his little testes)
Squeeze your tiny testes (inside his tighty-whities)
Do you feel that, baby? (lone pair of his cajones)
Soon you will be swoonin' (she got, she got his testes)
Sing soprano now! (she latched onto his testes)
Whoa oh oh oh

He's on his knees! (squeezed tight to his testes)
Now I got ya, baby (she's clutched onto his testes)
Now he starts to bawlin' (Oh my, he's looking queasy)
So how now brown cow? (no way will they be besties)

Oh my, grabbed his testes
So stunned, he won't make babies
Oh my, he's looks crazy
Copyright 2014, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
It's a literal battle of the sexes! I like it! Glad that I'm not the only one who wrote two entries for this round.
Max Power - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I can imagine the balls being deflated.
Abbott Skelding - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
It's funnier to think that during the second chorus, the guy is now singing up an octave as the background singer haha. Great work, funny stuff!
bobpiecheese - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Never thought I'd say this, but this was the funniest sexual harrasment ever! 555 popped nads!
Blaydeman - February 13, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked the two perspectives this song had, definitely added to the fun. Nice!

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