-> "My Boobies"
Original Song Title:
"Be My Baby"
Parody Song Title:
Tonight, we met, you said you needed me so
Then when we tried to dance, I asked you to let go
You wrapped your arms behind me, then you began to fondle me
And you want my breasts everywhere we go
So won't you please---leave my, leave my boobies?
Please let free my boobies (they're only just my boobies)
Soon the cops I'm calling (leave my, leave my boobies)
Let free my boobies now!
Whoa oh oh oh
I asked you nicely, Bunky, please release me
Yes, I have two mammaries--thank God not 3
Since the time they came out, they weren't made for you
Now maybe I will show you how that stuff feels for me
So now I'll squeeze (squeeze tight his little testes)
Squeeze your tiny testes (inside his tighty-whities)
Do you feel that, baby? (lone pair of his cajones)
Soon you will be swoonin' (she got, she got his testes)
Sing soprano now! (she latched onto his testes)
Whoa oh oh oh
He's on his knees! (squeezed tight to his testes)
Now I got ya, baby (she's clutched onto his testes)
Now he starts to bawlin' (Oh my, he's looking queasy)
So how now brown cow? (no way will they be besties)
Oh my, grabbed his testes
So stunned, he won't make babies
Oh my, he's looks crazy
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