Last night you said some things that really show
The men in the white coats should make you go
Because you said to me, you'd show your love for me
By chopping off their heads every place we go

Oh hear my pleas (oh my, she is so crazy)
Act more like a lady (she's rappin' now like Jay-Z)
Quit the loony barkin' (he fears, for his safety)
Oh my, holy cow (now sings like Eddie Money)
Whoa oh oh oh

Yes, you're starting to scare me, tread carefully!
At 10 you walk out real sneaky, and crawl back at 3
You got bloodstains all on you, and say "Look what I brought for you!"
I will open that bag trepidaciously

Don't hurt me please (Oh why, she so crazy)
Why are you so crazy (a psycho-killer, maybe)
Pouncin' and a-snarlin' (Oh my, she is so crazy)
You're psychotic now (She ain't too normal, you see)
Whoa oh oh oh

So tell me please (Why you, why so crazy)
Why are you so crazy (Like wow, she's really crazy)
At full moon you're howlin' (My, my, she is so crazy)
Got funny eyes now (She seems to be real crazy)
Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Oh why she so crazy (yes sir, that's my baby)
She makes my vision hazy (No sir, I don't mean maybe)
Ain't seen Chelsea lately

Oh my, she's so crazy
No fun, my psycho baby
Oh why she's so crazy