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Song Parodies -> "Friend Zone"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Rolloing Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Friend Zone"

Parody Written by:

Sylvester Williams,CLS

The Lyrics

This is for all of us unlucky single men
“ Friend Zone”……..A parody of and sung to the tune of “ (I can’t Get No) Satisfaction”

( I can’t get out
Of the
FRIEND ZONE) ( 2 times)
‘Cause I Try
And I try, and I try, and I try
I can’t get out
I can’t get out
My mother told me to treat girls right
The girls told me that I’m too nice
I can’t get out
Oh, Yes ,Yes, Yes.
It’s all B.S.
( I can’t get out
Of the FRIEND ZONE) (2 times )
‘Cause I try, and I try, and I try ,and I try
I can’t get out,
I can’t get out
When I go online to date
They say there are
Women to meet
But they never pick me
‘Cause I’m not over
Six feet
It’s all B.S.
Of the FRIEND ZONE (2 times)
‘Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can’t get out, I can’t get out
When I’m dancing on the floor
And I’m seeing other men
Getting more
I take her out
On a date
And all I get
Is a handshake
I can’t get out
Oh yes, yes, yes,
It’s all B.S.
I can’t get out
I can’t get out
I can’t get out

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Total Votes: 5

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Callmelennie - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I can commiserate, my friend. I've been wooing older women on a Senior dating site (because I'm older myself). There was one lady who was just the woman of my dreams and we're getting along great in the chat room, to the point where we're joking about my need to drop Viagra. It was the sort of talk that, if it happened face to face, would lead to us getting a room ... and suddenly, out of the blue, she says I'm not the one for her and .. Poof! .. she disappears into the cyber ether. So now, somewhere in my hometown, some lovely lady has a piece of my heart -- probably mounted up on a wall in her house
Lonelyheart - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
CML: I'm an old man whose wife left me with two kids 31 years ago. I became a single father and had to give up a high-powered job. I became a functioning alcoholic. Now the kids and grandkids prosper many time zones away. I am alone 24/7. I contacted a friend of 60 years in 2010. He ran a blog, to which I was a dedicated contributor. He died in 2013. After a respectable period, I e-mailed his widow, and we struck up a pen pal relationship, which continues. She had polio as a child and she navigates in a scooter. At 75, she's still a professor of American History. We will never meet. It's O.K. That's what it comes down to in old age. Companionship and shared knowledge of living in the same world. Sex would be drug-aided and clinical.
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
How true- 555! Nothing is worse to a man in a relationship than the female "F" word!!!
Jonathan - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I did NOT give you permission to use my life story as a parody! :P 5's

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