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Song Parodies -> "Shuttin' Down"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Little Cobra"

Original Performer:

The Rip Chords

Parody Song Title:

"Shuttin' Down"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Hey, Trumpie Baby, didn't know you'd go and shut us down!

I took a fed'ral job a while back--
I guard the golf clubs (POTUS's sack).
Orange Twitler's got a new show on TV
And he's givin' the finger to Pel-O-Si...

(Shuttin' down)
Fed'ral employees gettin' ready to strike!
(Shuttin' down)
Shit! Wait a minute, it's illegal to strike!
(Shuttin' down)
Can't make the mortgage or repairs on my bike!
(Shuttin' down)
Christmas was sucky, it was Dollar Tree Lite!
Hey, Trumpty Dumpty, why'd you have to go and shut us down?

Washington Monument's buried in trash,
And private contractors all straight outta cash!
Now nothin's gonna speed up the TSA
Until they pocket a buttload of owed back pay!

(Shut it down)
Chinga tu madre, border crossings are down!
(Shut it down)
Coast Guard is slackin', lettin' kayakers drown!
(Shut it down)
Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, nobody's around!
(Shut it down)
Let's visit Trump Hotels and crap in the lounge!
Holy Frijoles, Mexico is gonna shut us out!

I still can't believe that I voted for Trump!
He tweets diarrhea while takin' a dump!
His cabinet's on fire, no adult daycare,
I guess the Fart of the Deal just soiled his underwear!

(Shut him down)
Sing, Michael Cohen, cut your sentence tonight!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Paulie Manafort, with all of your might!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Papadopolous, and help us indict!
(Shut him down)
Sing, Mattis, publicize the book you will write!
Go, former Trumpers, don't you know we gotta shut him down!
Shut him down!
Shut him down!
Shut him down!
┬ęBob "Libbin' The Right Life Now" Gomez 2019

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Pacing: 1.4
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Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 43

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alexander's ragtag band - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
If fed workers aren't smart enough to have any savings, giving them more money won't fix the problem.
Vast Majority of Taxpayers: - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
How's it feel to suck your OWN blood for a change, parasites? Bwa ha ha ha ha...!
No One Ever, Except Ironically: - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
The TSA is shut down? Awww! NOW who's going to grope and molest our little children at the airport!?
TMI - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
Don "fingering" ol' Stretch-Face? Ugh! Good luck getting THAT image out of your head!

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