Chorus:
The global federation of "football" associations
Were in a fix to find O-six's title hosting nation
What a tragedy
Where could this place be?
They looked around and then they found
The place for history
And now it's...

FIFA Head:
Springtime for soccer in Germany
"Footie" gets bootied again
We're have refs who work swell and hard
Look out, here comes the yellow card!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Nations have stations of call!
Springtime for soccer in Germany
Once more, the world is kicking our ball!
Springtime for soccer in Germany...
Revenge for Poland and Czechs
Springtime for soccer in Germany!
Come on, Germans; Ecuador plays next!

American player:
I play for the CON-CA-CAF
And that's why ev'rybody laughs!

Arabian player:
Don't be stupid; don't be rowdy
Not Iraqi; I'm a Saudi!

(dance sequence)
FIFA head and Chorus:
Springtime for soccer in Germany (TWEET TWEET TWEEEEEET!)
Offside's the new side we take (CORNER KICK!)
Bad teams falling like flies again!
Ratings back on the rise again!
Springtime for soccer in Germany
Who cares 'bout that Super Bowl!
Springtime for soccer in Germany
FIFA head:
Domination will remain...
Chorus:
Domination will remain...
FIFA head:
Domination of sports is....
Chorus:
Domination of sports is...
FIFA head and Chorus:
Domination will remain our...

Ghost of Andres Cantor:
¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!