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Song Parodies -> "Mine Won't Let Me"
Original Song Title:
"Time Won't Let Me"
Original Performer:
The Outsiders
Parody Song Title:
"Mine Won't Let Me"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
I,can't mate, for-ev-er
Even though, you want, me to
Tried, this fun, en-deav-or
You know, I blew, too soon
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
Mate that long
Can't, you see, my de- flated schlong
My nut blew, and soaked you, and your charms
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
I, can't mate, for-ev-er
Even though, you want, me to
Tried, this fun, en-deav-or
You know, I blew, too soon
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
Wait that long
It won't let me mate that long ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Can't baby mate that long ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Blew too fast, I blew too fast ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Hear me sayin' baby ( mate, mate, mate that long )
I went too soon, oh pretty baby ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Don't you know I'm coming soon ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Oh pretty baby, let me back ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Open up your arms and let me back ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Even though, you want, me to
Tried, this fun, en-deav-or
You know, I blew, too soon
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
Mate that long
Can't, you see, my de- flated schlong
My nut blew, and soaked you, and your charms
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
I, can't mate, for-ev-er
Even though, you want, me to
Tried, this fun, en-deav-or
You know, I blew, too soon
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me ( oh no )
Mine won't let me e ee eee
Wait that long
It won't let me mate that long ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Can't baby mate that long ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Blew too fast, I blew too fast ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Hear me sayin' baby ( mate, mate, mate that long )
I went too soon, oh pretty baby ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Don't you know I'm coming soon ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Oh pretty baby, let me back ( mate, mate, mate that long )
Open up your arms and let me back ( mate, mate, mate that long )
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