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Song Parodies -> "The Artificial Wiener Song"

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The Oscar Meyer Wiener Song

Parody Song Title:

"The Artificial Wiener Song"

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The Lyrics

There was an article on the web today about this couple who placed an artificial penis into a microwave at a convenience store. The clerk saw it and thought it was the real McCoy. He called the police who arrived to find an artificial penis of the type used to store clean urine to beat drug tests filled with urine in the microwave. The perps were trying to heat it to body temp to beat a drug test. The interesting thing is is that the person taking the drug test was female.
Oh a woman tried to microwave a wiener
Which was shaped most realistically
I found most suspicious her demeanor
And felt compelled to call authorities.

It turned to be an artifical wiener
Which later I found out was full of pee.
Oh how I wish to God I hadn't seen her
Now someone's written a parody

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute take on a current event
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
as much nonsense as get written in can never touch the weirdness of the real world....funny one
TJC - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha! So bizzare... can't wait to see the store security tape on AFV (America's funnies home videos... not afffiliated, to my knowledge, with AFW!)
PMS - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, alvin and TJC.

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