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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Squirrel Squasher"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Girl Watcher"

Original Performer:

The Okaysions

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Squirrel Squasher"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...no actual squirrels were squashed in the making of this parody...
i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
squashing squirrels, am i
my my my
i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
here comes one now

i'm an evil boy
cause i...evil, do enjoy
i like to spend my time just killing
whenever i detect...
a squirrel...i just have to wreck
i leave 'em limp with guts a-spilling

i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
squashing squirrels, am i
my my my
i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
here comes one now

i just give 'em hell
my my...hid away, i dwell
when they're near...my boot gets lowered
i deliver blows
they squirm...underneath my toes
and i squeeze...moving back and forwards

i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
squashing squirrels, am i
my my my
i'm a squirrel squasher
i'm a squirrel squasher
here comes one now


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Andy Primus - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
It's funny as long as it's tongue-in-cheek (pouches) but I hope you don't advocate all this violence towards animals - seems to be quite a regular occurrence, I'd be surprised if there's any animals left in your town. PS did you know that your manky flea-ridden greys have now almost wiped out our cutesy little reds.
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job. They're vermin.
Ann Hammond - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta' be fast to get squirrels
alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andy...no, i'm kind to all critters.....thanks john....somewhat yes,....rare to see them in my neck of the woods...thanks ann and AFW...indeed you have to be real fast

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