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Song Parodies -> "91 Counts"

Original Song Title:

"96 Tears"

Original Performer:

? & The Mysterians

Parody Song Title:

"91 Counts"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

So many counts
For one clown to be charged
So many charges
For one crook to defend

Charged in 4 cities of NL East
New York, DC, Atlanta, Miami
The New York charge: a hush money scheme
The DC charge: an insurrection dream
Atlanta charge: the jerk’s a racketeer
Miami charge: classified docs not cleared
Sigh, sigh

When the trials are done
Let justice be on top
Let Dump be down
His mouth shut up
Let’s all give him our jeers
We’ll be free of his raving now
He can chomp on his jail chow
To the hand of justice he can bow
He’ll just cry, cry, he’ll just cry

So many counts
For one clown to be charged
So many charges
For one crook to defend

Cry over your 91 counts
Cry over your 91 counts
Hell yes, cry, cry, cry, cry now
Hell yes, cry, cry, cry, cry
91 counts

Come on and let me hear you cry now
91 counts, woo
I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah
All night long

Uh, 91 counts, cry, cry, cry
Come on, Dump, let me hear you cry now
All night long
Uh, 91 counts, yeah, cry on now
Uh, 91 counts

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Pacing: 1.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 628

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   624
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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STOOO-pid MAGA Dude - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
Trump conducted business for fifty years in the biggest center of finance in the world. And yet none of these bankers ever refused to finance any of Trump's enterprises. Which is odd, because why would you ever keep dealing with a man who defrauded you? Maybe with their tens of thousands of years of collective experience, they just didnt know Trump was playing them for suckers ... That is until some affirmative action DA with zero experience in business set them all straight ... And dont get me started on that judge who looks like Larry Fine of the Three Stooges on a bad acid trip
eeL deaL - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
no one could get that many charges without a substantial degree of guilt involved. the 3 stooges are Dump, Ghouliani & Alex Jones. while you mention Larry Fine, i wonder what astronomical number their fines will add up to. As for the original 3 stooges, Curly ironically wasn't the one with curly hair, right?
Phil Alexander - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
@Eel Deal - I disagree that the number of indictments are a guarantee of criminal behaviour; however the evidence already in the public domain displays clear criminal intent as well as behaviour. He has known for many years that he has been engaged in financially dodgy and outright illegal stuff, and his attempts to influence election officials were clearly against the law.

@Stoopid maga dude: yes, he has been denied loans on many occasions, and would have been more times if he had been honest about the worth of his assets; he has also had multiple bankruptcies, so banks amongst many others have lost money - hence their subsequent insistence on more assets as backup. He is basically a not very good businessman who lies and some credulous types fall for the bull.
Zen Adam B. - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
Well done! tronald is going to prison very soon along with the rest of his crime family of ultra-rightwing fools.
Rand - December 30, 2023 - Report this comment
Don't hold your breath. Wait...on second thought, go ahead and hold it.
eeL deaL - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
since there are so many asinine voters, isn't there a very real possibility of electing a presidunce who is incarcerated in a Georgia prison? i think the 624 phony 1 votes appearing for this today is the most eeL has gotten. is that the record? if not, who holds it?
eeL deaL - January 19, 2024 - Report this comment
today i read that Dump faces a total of roughly seven centuries in total jail time.
eeL deaL - February 23, 2024 - Report this comment
I fap to Dump!
eeL deaLL (reaL) - February 28, 2024 - Report this comment
as of today, this parody trails eeL's "Shake Rump Off" by only 2 1 votes for getting the most of any eeL parodies (624-626).

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