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Song Parodies -> "Missions of Exercise"
Original Song Title:
"Visions of Paradise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Moody Blues
Parody Song Title:
"Missions of Exercise"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Song 9 in concept parody In Search of the Lost Nerd
The clowns are behind, they’re scum to me,
Bum me, numb me,
And I’m small in the thighs, as wedgies call,
Shove knee in me.
I get scars and lip will puff, oh, they are vile,
To me, I flee.
But this breed of big jocks are mean to me,
Hunt me, stun me.
Missions of exercise, clueless guys I see,
Brain boys do the drill, do a trick, bend your knee,
Some plea, ah, ah, ah
And the pounding’s confined to nerds like me,
Drum me, shun me.
And the maul of weak guys, they shrink and crawl,
Shove me, shove me.
Bum me, numb me,
And I’m small in the thighs, as wedgies call,
Shove knee in me.
I get scars and lip will puff, oh, they are vile,
To me, I flee.
But this breed of big jocks are mean to me,
Hunt me, stun me.
Missions of exercise, clueless guys I see,
Brain boys do the drill, do a trick, bend your knee,
Some plea, ah, ah, ah
And the pounding’s confined to nerds like me,
Drum me, shun me.
And the maul of weak guys, they shrink and crawl,
Shove me, shove me.
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This is so funny! Yep, nerds are the easiest targets for the toughest bullies everywhere. Smartly executed! Here's $555 either for paying off those toughies or for medical insurance!
$555.00 also buys a bodyguard! LOL
Thanks Christie and Mark
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