Guide, guide my Wii toy
Take first place,
Nimble grip,
Victory

Pride, aching with pride,
On My Space
See my feats,
My story

I smirked so depraved for years,
And my lard is in my rear,
Hot to land a girl if I can,
But somehow, I know she’ll be a nun.

Stung, stung by last place,
State my case,
Must be dumber
Than swine

Fun, fun I desire,
Won’t you plug in,
In the games,
They’re online

Deft fool, I’m a first class spazz,
As I lurk but still hear the razz,
Drool caught on my chin anew,
And my trou, they hover ‘bove my shoe

Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah (guitar solo)

Xbox, I’m trying this round,
Avatar is boss, I astound,
Feeble fun, come hide with me,
Unwind, no other place but Wii

Guide, guide my Wii toy
You’ll embrace,
It’s so hip,
You’ll agree

Glide, making a slide,
You’ll erase
Record feats,
On the Wii

Guide, my Wii toy
Guide, Glide, Slide, my Wii toy
Guide, my Wii toy. (Fade out)