kennedy's clearly dead
no no no no
rode outside...'stead of in
kennedy's clearly dead
no no no no
an outcry...shouldn't been
he cruised...the plaza's lanes
that's the place...where he was slain
took a bullet...in the brain

miss him so dearly
miss him so dearly

the man was toast...became a ghost
no doubt...a DOA...amidst the tears
the force, en masse, searched high and low
for the wicked man, who was the killer, it appears

they picked him up
they took him down
they dragged this creep
back firmly with a frown
there was no trial
as we all know
but why exactly
did jack ruby lay him low

plenty of theories
plenty of theories

the answers weren't explained
we all were gypped, as logic waned
don't know the facts 'bout that day

plenty of theories
flimsy, these theories
plenty of theories
flimsy, these theories