Song Parodies -> Boozeday Afternoon

Original Song Title:	"Tuesday Afternoon"
Original Performer:	The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:	"Boozeday Afternoon"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

(instrumental intro)

Boozeday afternoon
I'm just beginning to pee
All my beers away
It was a Budweiser spree
Chased 'em with Chardonnay

Something... calls to me...
Tequila's drawing me near
I've got to find some limes
There's salt and Cointreau right here
It's Margaritaville time...

...i-iiiiiiiiii, i-iiiiiiiiiii, i-iiiiime

(uptempo rhythm shift)

I'm washing pretzels down with mugs of beer and wine
I'm guzzling Johnnie Walker Black - it's so sublime
I'm gently swaying to the bathroom up above
Please help me up the stairs - I need a little shove
Boozeday afternoon
Boozeday afternoon

(instrumental)

Boozeday afternoon
Now I'm imbibing iced tea
The Long Island kind
No thanks, no moonshine for me
That sh*t makes you go blind

Some drinks... call to me...
That Stolichnaya looks good
That Captain Morgan too
Good scotches smell like burnt wood
Bad scotches smell worse than poo...

...oooo-ooooo, oooo-ooooo, oooo-ooo

(uptempo rhythm shift)

I'm looking at my shelf, reflecting on my wines
Some taste so heavenly - some taste like putrid slime
I can't tell them apart until I pull the cork
'Cause I'm no connoisseur - just a pretentious dork
Boozeday afternoon
Boozeday afternoon

(instrumental ending)

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royce miller - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Recipe for a hangover--good parody, Johnny

Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

I'll give this one an AA!!

Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Royce & Rick - drinks are on Chucky G !!

neminem - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

very nice... I use that word too often, but I don't care.

Meriadoc - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

I particularly liked "I've got to find some limes."

Guy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment

I'll drink to that. Nice song JD.

Johnny D - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Cheers, Guy! Thank you.

Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL, good job!

Johnny D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Wild Man.

Peregrin - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment

I was attracted because I love the song, I thought the last verse was fantastic!

Johnny D - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Peregrin! Yep, I guess I'd have to admit that I actually am a bit of a "pretentious dork" when it comes to fine wines...well, I try not to be "pretentious", at least ( LOL! ).

Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

How in the world did I ever miss this one?? One of my favorite Moody Blues songs, to boot! Superb job!!! 5's (or more, depending on double vision).

Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio! To quote Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca, "Here's looking at you, kid !"

alvin rhodes - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

sounds like you were thirsty for some 5s

Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin - you're just the bartender I was lookin' for.

Paul Robinson - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment

funny stuff...working on something with this OS right now my darn self...5's, JD...wherever ye be...

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Song Parodies -> Boozeday Afternoon

"Tuesday Afternoon"

The Moody Blues

"Boozeday Afternoon"

Johnny D

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