She's lost mind all right, your Auntie Grizelda,
You say that she is kind, and that, may be so.
But she's raised you just right, your Auntie Grizelda,
You only know the things she wants you to know.

Look now she's throwing a fit,
She doesn't like this a bit,
Watch as they taser down your Auntie Grizelda.

You must admire her guile, your Auntie Grizelda,
She made it half a mile and thought she was free.
When caught she wouldn't budge, your Auntie Grizelda,
She politely said she hadn't finished her tea.

She's very dangerous too,
I don't want her alone with you,
Or you'll start listening to your Auntie Grizelda.

[Auntie Grizelda mumbling]

Oh, no, don't look at me like Auntie Grizelda
Already I can't stay at home on my own.
I've got to make it free from Auntie Grizelda
And then her memory will leave me alone.

Look now she's throwing a fit,
She doesn't like this a bit,
Watch as they taser down your Auntie Grizelda.

Auntie Grizelda, Auntie Grizelda....
[Auntie Grizelds mumbling]