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Song Parodies -> "I Saw The Beaver"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Believer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw The Beaver"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
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I thought quim was always such a hairy tail
Britney and Miss Hilton, what a scene
When the car door opened
Paparazzi's flash
Little Britney Spears is showin' gash
I forgot her face
When I saw the beaver
Just a trace
Of trout for the blind
I'm impressed...oooh
I saw the beaver
I'd like to cleave her
From behind
Why would little Britney show us everything?
Why would she show everything she's got?
It's just advertising
Though a bit uncouth
Her next album's called
"The Naked Truth"
It won't show her face
Just flashes of beaver
Cd sales..think huge nation wide
Scratch and sniff...ooooh
Britney is hair-less
Men couldn't care less
What's inside
What's the use in lyin'?
She can't sing fer sh*t
But I've got a place...for her to sit
Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver
Paris too...
Cause she wouldn't mind
{Men}'age 'a trois...oooh
Britney and Paris
I'll take the heiress
From behind
Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver
Britney and Miss Hilton, what a scene
When the car door opened
Paparazzi's flash
Little Britney Spears is showin' gash
I forgot her face
When I saw the beaver
Just a trace
Of trout for the blind
I'm impressed...oooh
I saw the beaver
I'd like to cleave her
From behind
Why would little Britney show us everything?
Why would she show everything she's got?
It's just advertising
Though a bit uncouth
Her next album's called
"The Naked Truth"
It won't show her face
Just flashes of beaver
Cd sales..think huge nation wide
Scratch and sniff...ooooh
Britney is hair-less
Men couldn't care less
What's inside
What's the use in lyin'?
She can't sing fer sh*t
But I've got a place...for her to sit
Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver
Paris too...
Cause she wouldn't mind
{Men}'age 'a trois...oooh
Britney and Paris
I'll take the heiress
From behind
Come sit on my face
And bring the bald beaver
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Great job! Funny stuff, 555
All hail the Amiright Chancellor of SMUT (..that's Sexual Meditations Unusually Told)...this was embarrassingly good fun! 555 blushes
you've seen the beaver...now hear the parody...bravo
Too cleve-her by far!
"Just a trace Of trout for the blind"! HAHAHAHA. That's fish that's airing from Brit's net. Thank god for celebrities, an endless source of parody fodder.
Awesome job,555!
Funny muff! 555
This is a very nice parody you have here, Mr. Range! (Oh, wait, not THAT Beaver. Sorry -- Michael P)
I saw the Beaver too he was on TV Land....... ohhhhh, not that Beaver
Top shelf humor about a drawer-less dresser
The Beaver Cleave her line was excellent...!
deranged to the max, Dee Range - a classic Dee parody - I laughed OL at all the euphemisms but "But I've got a place...for her to sit" was the best line - 555
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