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Song Parodies -> "Since You Bit Me"

Original Song Title:

"Little Bit Me, Little Bit You"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Since You Bit Me"

Parody Written by:

metaphorsbwithu

The Lyrics

We all have friends who are a little dark, maybe dress in black a lot, wear pale makeup, are kinda caught up in the whole horror bit. Sometimes they can be fun, like my friend Linda.
Since You Bit Me

Linda, girl don't you do that
I just don't know what to say
Linda, you've got weird tastes
Guess it's time to speak if I may
Girl, I don't want to fight
I rather just cuddle, and turn out the light
I said girl, you know I love you,
But since you bit me, I'm gonna bite you too!

Linda, love's such a sweet ride
You threw me such a big curve
Linda, your red eyes are flashin'
My wheels are starting to swerve
Girl, you make my head spin
I'm getting' so dizzy
Let's do it again
I said girl, I kneel at your pew
Yeah since you bit me, I'm gonna bite you too!


Don't say you have to go now
You seem like you wanna play rough
Linda, I've seen the light girl
I'll show you that I can be tough
Girl, I don't wanna fight
Your kisses are deep, you gave me a fright
But I said girl, you know my love's true
You drew blood from me, I'm gonna draw you too!

Yeah, since you bit me
Since you bit me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no no, no ... FADE

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John Barry - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Sharp.
metaphorsbwithu - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John ... and Happy Halloween.

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