Clearly bummed...
Squawking 'bout the heat...
OxyContin he took from...
Dealers on the street.

Hey, Rush is a junkie;
The richest, loudest junkie around.
Now he's too dizzy slinging
His mud putting liberals down.

He says whatever he wants to;
Supports Bush and his crew.
His own crimes are defenseless,
And his excuses, few.

Hey, Rush is a junkie;
The richest, loudest junkie around.
Now he's too dizzy slinging
His mud putting liberals down.

But talk radio's friendly,
Rush Limbaugh's crimes they downplay.
Revenue generation
Makes his scandal go away...

Drugs time after time...
Rush didn't care.
Now looks over his shoulder,
'Cause cops are standing there.

Hey, Rush is a junkie;
The richest, loudest junkie around.
Now he's too dizzy slinging
His mud putting liberals down.

(instrumental solo)

Hey, Rush is a junkie;
The richest, loudest junkie around.
Now he's too dizzy slinging
His mud putting liberals down.

But talk radio's friendly,
Rush Limbaugh's crimes they downplay.
Revenue generation
Makes his scandal go away...

Hey, Rush is a junkie;
The richest, loudest junkie around.
His ratings seem to be steady;
'Cause dittoheads worship this clown.