I thought Green Bay's first option was Terry Glenn
Thought Brett Farve would through him a TD
But this Donald Driver's
Caught five just this year
He's their best receiver, it is clear

Then I saw the plays, now I'm a receiver
Not a trace of a defender in sight
I'm airborne, I'm a receiver
I couldn't leave games if I tried

I thought football was more or less athleticness
Seems the more they threw the less I caught
What's the use of catching
For a two yard gain?
When they tackled me, I was in pain

Then I saw the plays, now I'm a receiver
Not a trace of a defender in sight
I'm airborne, I'm a receiver
I couldn't leave games if I tried

What's the use of playing
All you get is trades
They drop old guys for young guys like D'Wayne Bates

Then I saw the plays, now I'm a receiver
Not a trace of a defender in sight
I'm airborne, I'm a receiver
I couldn't leave games if I tried

Yes I saw the plays, now I'm a receiver
There's not a trace of cornerbacks in sight
Well I'm a receiver, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Well I'm a receiver