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Song Parodies -> "Last Plane from Kabul"

Original Song Title:

"Last Train to Clarksville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Last Plane from Kabul"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

Take the last plane from Kabul
Without any hesitation
You can hop a C-one-thirty
And depart that failing nation

Don’t be slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, just go

‘Cause the Taliban is coming
Things won’t be the same again
You’ve got one more night at most so
Get your ass aboard that plane

And you must go
Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
You’ll be joining the migration
And the brand new housing at Fort Bliss is
Probably your destination

Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the gov’s been overthrown
You’ll be packed in like sardines
The most in any plane that’s flown

We’re feelin’ low
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, man this blows
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the new administration
Said to pull out quick and dirty
It's an utter abdication
Yeah, this blows

Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home

Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Copyright (C) 2021 by Oliver Clozoff. All rights reserved.

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Arch Vile - August 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Well timed and great take. It seems nobody wanted to address the fact that an overcrowded plane would lead to a possible super spreader event. Here goes the case counts for Afghan refugees.
CML - August 18, 2021 - Report this comment
(Palm smacking face) .. Why didnt I think of that?
Patrick - August 19, 2021 - Report this comment
As I recall, the evacuation of Saigon resulted in a horrific crash that killed a number of Vietnamese children.

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